2006-10-09 02:10:58 · 27 answers · asked by HOTBITCH 1 in Food & Drink ➔ Beer, Wine & Spirits
you spend all the rent money on booze, pee your pants, and fall asleep in ditches, you have to do this a lot to become a drunkard, oh and shout at people in the street. hope thats helped !!!
2006-10-09 02:18:59 · answer #1 · answered by grumpcookie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You become a drunkard by drinking your life away. Getting drunk burns up brain cells. Pretty soon you can't think straight ever again. The brain is lost. Drunkards are addicted to alcohol and need to have it in their system 24/7 in order to exist. It's a disease that slowly kills them.'
2006-10-09 09:20:05 · answer #2 · answered by Bluealt 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You become a drunkard by abusing alcohol. If you find you are needing alcohol to support you socially or professionally then I suggest you seek help.
2006-10-09 09:21:28 · answer #3 · answered by Safety First 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Drink plenty and often. The problem is that most true drunkards don't realize that they are drunkards, because they are too drunk to worry about such things.
2006-10-09 19:19:07 · answer #4 · answered by wacohutch 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Simple. Close your eyes and visualise your mouth as a trans-dimensional opening through which all the alcohol in the universe must flow for harmony and total cosmic peace to operate. Open your eyes, load up your pocket with fat crisp bills, stagger over to the local pub and act accordingly.
Do this all day everyday and cease to bother about such trivial matters such as personal hygiene, manners, sound nutrition, punctuality, and comportment.
Ultimately, you will reach a lofty spiritual state where you will, with your naked eyes, be able to see pink elephants and the likes. Continue steadfastly.
The zenith can be considered to be reached when you can freely converse with your dead relatives about the deep mysteries of the universe. In between spells of consciousness, you can hold your head up high, because you have truly distinguished yourself among men as a purist to the greatest art form of all.
2006-10-13 05:45:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Plenty of dedicated practice......
Holding down a job is difficult whilst you work on it but it is a skill you will need to develop as the costs involved require a lot of spare cash to fully fund the lifestyle!
Oh and finally there needs to be a willingness.......no shying away after a heavy night and not feeling too good the next day.........topping up the morning after to get you back on an even keel is a must......
Good luck with it all!
2006-10-09 09:19:23 · answer #6 · answered by Robbo31 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ace white cider 49p a can. Real drunkard juice
2006-10-09 09:20:11 · answer #7 · answered by madnesscon 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wake up at 8am down a bottle of vodka, have another bottle at dinner, another mid afternoon, a couple of beers for tea, then go out on the piss all night, fall into bed and start all over again the next day!!
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2006-10-09 09:13:40 · answer #8 · answered by Jo. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Right!!! That's funny...
When you figure that one out bottle it and you'll be rich beyond your wildest dreams.
The only thing that stops them is their own desire to, and they don't think they're doing anything wrong, so you can see the problem you're up against here...don't waste your time...be a friend but let them live their life the way they choose or they won't want to be your friend anymore (that includes family sorry to say)!
2006-10-09 09:12:53 · answer #9 · answered by Irina C 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
drink, but don't go to meetings.
Alcoholics go to meetings, drunkards don't.
2006-10-09 09:34:08 · answer #10 · answered by genghis41f 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋