mine was at tesco's(supermarket if you dont live in the uk), my boyfriend drop kicked (gently coz im a girl) me to the floor and started dragging me by my feet around the aisles. Im still trying to figure out a way for revenge, any ideas?
2006-10-09 00:02:56 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
by the way hes my boyfriend not an EX so i cant do anything too bad to him.
2006-10-09 00:12:09 · update #1
Stick a sign on his back so he does not notice that says 'Small dick, please kick me'.
Alternatively put laxatives in all his foods.
Send him a txt msg saying that as he is soooo rough, you have decided to dump him, and sleep with his best friend instead.
2006-10-09 00:08:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi >
I suppose wetting my pants in primary school, busting for the loo, but not allowed out of the classroom.
A certain Mrs. Bolam was to blame.
Most embarrasing for a 7yr old.
I'm now about 50, and it still haunts me.
So getting some "revenge" on someone, how about filling them with liquid, and refusing access to a loo?
Worth a try ...
Bob.
2006-10-09 07:14:36 · answer #2 · answered by Bob the Boat 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Arrange on the next date to meet a good friend of yours (coincidentally) and when you walk in with your bf and sit down, tell your friend to ask you: Have you decided yet which boyfriend you want? I have seen you with 3 different ones in the last month!!!
ha, ha
2006-10-09 07:15:42 · answer #3 · answered by Gary H 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My most embarassing moment was when i peed in 3rd grade. I had to go to the bathroom really really bad!!! I know how to embarrass someone! When you're playing basketball, trip on purpose and grab someone's pants and put them down!!!
2006-10-09 17:54:16 · answer #4 · answered by Dowon Q 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask him in loud voice in front of a good crowd "Hi ! Meeting you after a long time! Have you managed to get the divorce you applied for ?"
2006-10-09 17:01:03 · answer #5 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
invite some friends around to dinner...let them in on the joke if you like but swear them to secrecey...and do something like a nice chicken curry or something spicy, then when you're serving everyone their food, add an extra sh*t load of chili powder, obviously save him another plate of this lovely meal with alot less chilli powder so he's not missing out... :)
2006-10-09 09:36:54 · answer #6 · answered by xx_lush_xx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is he ticklish?? My favorite thing to do is to tickle a guy until he screams. I have a lot of really ticklish guy friends. not much for revenge, but damn it's funny when they squeal like a girl!!
2006-10-09 07:26:15 · answer #7 · answered by mizbehavingirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
put broken glass in his pants
2006-10-09 07:13:44 · answer #8 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ask them somthing embarrsing
2006-10-09 07:17:01 · answer #9 · answered by joebeina 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when having sex (if you do) the worst thing that can be said is, IS IT IN YET!! do it trust me lol
2006-10-09 07:38:36 · answer #10 · answered by Bruza 17/uk 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋