The planet Mercury can actually cure caner. Scientists and aliens agree that if you were to stare at mercury from 4 and a half miles away (or closer), you would be completely healed. The only problem is, nobody can get that close without realizing that they cannot breathe anymore, or without being completely obliterated by the sun. So hopefully research will extend so that the sun stops randomly killing people in space.
In other news, the aliens want their earth back. They also plan to attack on december (day unknown) 2012. Be prepared, as this will be the war of the worlds. Good day to you all.
2006-10-08
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Harsh Noise Wall
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