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Please help????? This is a personal emergency!

2006-10-08 20:11:07 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health Other - Health

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The Kate Spade strapless heels you wear today are 1/2 inch smaller than the Versace Pumps you wore 2 years ago.

You can prevent these types of bodily shifts by switching to cowboy boots, which just so happen to go great with assless chaps.

2006-10-09 11:15:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You'll notice a difference within two weeks if you go for three 20 minute fast walks each day OR do squats with a weight bar and weights twice a day: 10 reps with a short rest, then 10 reps etc. for total of 30 reps. Physical exercise will perk up those cheeks.

2006-10-09 03:36:27 · answer #2 · answered by LadyLgl 3 · 0 0

First you have to invent a gizmo that will create an anti-gravity force around your body. Maybe anti-gravity underwear.

You can also get your friendly neighbour cosmetic surgeon to do a little lift for a couple of thousand.

Other than that you can accept that youth isn't eternal, accept your cheeks and get a life where you can do some good in this great big world.

You might want to seriously consider the latter option.

2006-10-09 03:12:35 · answer #3 · answered by Jack 6 · 0 0

Gitcha a coupla pieces a rope an tie a big rock on either end an a coupla clothespins on t' other end an clamp em on yer cheeks real good an tight an THOW them rocks over yer shoulders at the same time an it oughta jerk them cheeks right back up where they belong.

2006-10-09 11:10:02 · answer #4 · answered by B0FF0 2 · 1 0

Chrissy is right. It is too much time on the PC. Try standing up when you are on Yahoo. Hold the keyboard between your knees and look at the screen through your legs. This should keep you cheeks firm for ever so long.

2006-10-09 03:15:21 · answer #5 · answered by San Diego Art Nut 6 · 1 0

I have come across this discount store and then obtained one there. Not extremely awesome about the delivery speed however did save approximately 77% and very pleased to have this. The quality is truly superior and till today never spot a defects.

2014-06-25 07:05:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Umm... How old are you, if you don't mind me asking? Perhaps you should join aerobics or something. If that doesn't work, you should mebbe try a bum bra or something? Errrr... are those the cheeks you were asking about?

However, if all else fails, there are some fake cheeks you can purchase in women's shops which you can tuck in to your underpants to make it look like you have a butt or something.

2006-10-09 03:25:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Your perfect the way you are. Do not be self conscious about yourself. You are a lovely human with much to offer this world! Please don consider a fleshly flaw an emergency...you are fine. Just calm down and find peace within yourself. Your an attractive man.... realize that and love yourself.

G-d Bless!

2006-10-09 05:48:38 · answer #8 · answered by Angel of Man 4 · 0 0

Get busy on the "butt machine" at the gym. If all else fails, book a trip to Miami to visit the office of Dr. Christian Troy...all you need to do is come up with a good sob story, and he'll sleep with you and do your work for free!

2006-10-09 10:22:03 · answer #9 · answered by NA 6 · 0 0

lol. it's from too much time on the pc, and slacking on the squats... and yeah, probably from age or a girlfriend. You're letting self go, where's your 'cheeks' going to be in 5 years, gasp!

2006-10-09 03:12:36 · answer #10 · answered by Chrissy 4 · 0 0

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