A man lies on the ground dead. Nothing but a hundred foot cliff are near him and a glowing green stone are near him. This man has no injuries on him, didn't die from a diesease or old age, and no one was around to kill him. Who was this man and how did he die?
2006-10-08 18:52:50 · 17 answers · asked by ☼Divine Wind☼ 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
superman, from kryptonite
2006-10-08 18:54:35 · answer #1 · answered by abcdgoodall 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh the horror! Superman is dead.... I never thought I'd see the day when Superman would croak off! That stupid fool just wandered a little too close to a piece of kryptonite and this time no one was around to save him... Now what are we supposed to do when Lex Luther is up to no good? Call Spider-man?
2006-10-08 19:09:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He was "Ivanov Ivanovich," Son of katya laylovo and Kumarov Borodich. From Siberia. He was the legendary Russian daimond merchant. known for his sense of adventure. Legend has it that his heart was made of stone. An astrologer once told him that when u approach a 100 feet cliff with a green stone around, gravity shall have no effect on you, The joke was on the poor fellow. he died of pure preordained destiny.
How he came there was a mystery bigger than pluto. and Miranda. cause his shoes were new, thier soles were factory fresh, he was found lying on his back with his hands outstreched and palms open, his middle finger was drawn up wards, suggesting and up yours gesture. his ID and wallet were intact, but his intestines were missing.
Report filed in RP-023451151516. with the GRU, and the KGB.
also noteworthy was the fact, that the post partum suggested that he had inhaled a very high dose of Nevostatin. Cause of death filed as death by Laughing.
2006-10-08 20:22:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can't think of the name but the tale about the man that you go visit on top of some hill or mountain to make wishes or something like that. Maybe he died from boredom.
2006-10-08 21:55:48 · answer #4 · answered by prcsdime 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He is Superman and the stone is Kryptonite.
2006-10-08 18:54:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't kill Superman
2006-10-08 18:55:02 · answer #6 · answered by the Goddess Angel 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Superman, from kryptonite.
2006-10-08 19:56:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He is superman and the grteen stone is Cryptonite
2006-10-08 19:06:34 · answer #8 · answered by desert bunny 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hes superman and he died from being to close to the kryptonite.
2006-10-08 18:54:52 · answer #9 · answered by glyph06 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
superman kryptonite..boring
2006-10-08 19:26:50 · answer #10 · answered by bella 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋