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"Now therefore, kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman who has known man by lying with him. But all the young girls who have not known man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves."
- Numbers 31

If I'm a Muslim, I don't get sex slaves til I get to heaven, but in Christianity I can have them on Earth! I think I like Christianity better.

2006-10-08 18:46:24 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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ROFL! I can't wait to see what happens here. They'll say that anything in the old testament doesn't count... but that won't stop them from picking and choosing other things to continue to believe should be enforced. thanks for the chuckle!

2006-10-08 18:49:46 · answer #1 · answered by Rogue Scrapbooker 6 · 5 0

Apparently

2006-10-08 18:51:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

Dude you ever get the impression we're being pacified by having to read all this stuff? We could be out there making a good minimum wage and be millionaires before we get anything worthwhile out of this.

2006-10-08 18:51:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Hehehehe....where's the fun in that? I don't get any sex slaves!! Where are MY sex slaves?
*sigh* Oh well. Guess I'll have to keep lookin for a "holy" book that says I can have them. =(

2006-10-08 18:50:57 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Mira♥ 5 · 3 0

I think you;re suppose to protect the pure girls, not sex slave them

2006-10-08 18:50:06 · answer #5 · answered by Kool_Kermit 2 · 1 0

Of course. That is common knowledge. That is why Christianity is so popular.

2006-10-08 18:50:47 · answer #6 · answered by Mere Mortal 7 · 3 0

Honey, you can have me. And I'm an atheist! No religious strings attached.

2006-10-08 18:48:10 · answer #7 · answered by Spookshow Baby 3 · 4 0

Lol grosse.

2006-10-08 18:52:37 · answer #8 · answered by Atheist Eye Candy 5 · 1 0

Muslims use many ugly parts of the Bible to justify their behavior. It's a joke. They think Mohammad came to correct the ugly part of the Bible, but Mohammad uses the Bible to justify violence and injustice

2006-10-08 18:50:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 7

THATS NOT FUNNY.....................

2006-10-08 18:48:21 · answer #10 · answered by tinkerbell 6 · 0 5

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