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A lady walks into a penthouse bar and sees a really cute guy sitting at the
counter. She goes over and asks him what he is drinking.

"Magic Beer", he says.

She thinks he's a little crazy, so she walks around the bar, but after realizing that there is no one else worth talking to, goes back to the man sitting at the bar and says, "That isn't really Magic Beer, is it?"

"Yes, I'll show you."

He takes a drink of the beer, jumps out the window, flies around the building 3 times and comes back in the window. The lady can't believe it: "I bet you can't do that again." He takes another drink of beer, jumps out the window, flies around the building three times, and comes back in the window.

She is so amazed that she says she wants a Magic Beer, so the guy says to the bartender, "Give her one of what I'm having."

She gets her drink, takes a gulp of the beer, jumps out the window, plummets 30 stories, breaks every bone in her body, and dies.

The bartender looks up at the guy and says, "You know, Superman, you're a real asshole when you're drunk!"

2006-10-08 18:27:55 · 9 answers · asked by Candi S 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

9 answers

very good

2006-10-08 21:30:31 · answer #1 · answered by cremcharl 3 · 0 0

That jogs my memory of yet another Superman comedian tale. sometime mutually as superman replaced into flying in the process the air he observed ask your self woman sunbathing bare on a coastline. He thinks to himself "i ought to fly down superfast and have my way along with her and no-one might ever understand". So he flies down on the fee of light and does his element and then flies off back. ask your self woman jumps up and says "What the hell replaced into that?" The invisible guy replies "i don't understand yet my a** hurts like hell"

2016-10-19 01:42:40 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

why didn't superman swoop down to catch her in mid-air like he usually does with Lois Lane?

2006-10-08 18:33:58 · answer #3 · answered by GoingNoWhereFast 5 · 1 0

Clever.....very clever

2006-10-08 18:32:47 · answer #4 · answered by barrettins 3 · 0 0

HA HA HA

2006-10-08 18:41:07 · answer #5 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0 0

You know, Superman, you're a real ******* when you're drunk!"

What does ******* means....??

2006-10-09 02:40:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Ok, ok, i got the joke.

2006-10-08 18:30:33 · answer #7 · answered by cobo6 3 · 0 0

foolish

2006-10-08 18:46:25 · answer #8 · answered by the Goddess Angel 5 · 0 0

it's kinda old sweetheart sorry ♥

2006-10-08 18:52:00 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 1 2

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