2006-10-08 18:09:09 · 7 answers · asked by soulgirl76 4 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Ann Coulter. After eating an entire Chicago deep-dish pizza and purging it in the parking lot, she'd force me to drive by a poor neighborhood where she would berate all the residents for not voting Republican and maybe bite the head off of an orphan's kitten or puppy. After her sixth margarita, she'd lean on my shoulder and cry, reminiscing about how Bill Clinton turned down her amorous advances once back at Cornell, and then demand my assurance that she was "one red hot, red-state goddess". After drying her tears, she'd then recite poetry that makes futile efforts to rhyme with "McCarthy" and "Osama-loving Demo-Craps".
After I myself purge dinner (unintentionally), she'd pull out a gun and force me into the back seat for some horrid, raw sex. But I'd cleverly get into an argument with her, as to who was going to "be the man", which would cause her hermaphroditic head to explode.
I'd then drive away before she could regenerate.
2006-10-10 18:10:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Flava Flav from the group Public Enemy or Biz Markie
2006-10-08 18:12:10 · answer #2 · answered by Teena R 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Minnie Me
2006-10-08 18:12:06 · answer #3 · answered by Stephanie S 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-15 23:58:15 · answer #4 · answered by rochart 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
someone like Marilyn Manson or Freddy Krueger.
2006-10-08 18:10:36 · answer #5 · answered by kristyb872001 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Howie Durough.
He used to have longer hair than me.
2006-10-08 18:54:41 · answer #6 · answered by Abby 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dr phil.... argggghhhhh
2006-10-08 18:15:29 · answer #7 · answered by nadiee mulisha 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋