Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
If a 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?
2006-10-08 17:03:14 · 11 answers · asked by ettezzil 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Haha, those are pretty good. They really are, in a way, something to think about. Some might be stupid, but still ponder-able.
2006-10-08 17:48:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
if you don't they wont die.
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
i could live there
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
he rides a snow drift in with a snow board
If a 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
for when they see you
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
yes but its green
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
buggars, they stick to everything
If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
the garage door opens
You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?
use explosives
2006-10-08 17:45:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-13 04:41:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious!
2006-10-08 17:47:35 · answer #4 · answered by lostinabook24 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Most of those don't make much sense. Like the first one, because that means you are of a certain age. Some of them are interesting. Not many though.
2006-10-08 17:07:21 · answer #5 · answered by Liz♥ 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha! Ha!
You're almost as funny as Steven Wright!
2006-10-08 17:38:19 · answer #6 · answered by Ignoramus 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! I love the one about the locks on the doors! Why is that anyway? Thanks for the laugh.
2006-10-08 17:29:09 · answer #7 · answered by fat_bottom_girls_rock 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have got too much time on your hands!
2006-10-08 18:01:54 · answer #8 · answered by marcus p 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good ones
2006-10-08 17:42:48 · answer #9 · answered by The Lonely Fatman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha thats effin halarious!!!
2006-10-08 17:07:00 · answer #10 · answered by ♥♪♫[K]ath² [BUTT '14 ツ]♫♪♥™ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋