how do you hide a body?

Question

illl never tell

this is completly a joke...but serioulsy how do you hide a body

woodchipper? what if it gets clogged , then who do i call

Answer 1

I would put it in garbage bags, take it out into the woods away from any water source and trails, and bury it 6 feet below. Don't dump it in a river because they always surface. Of course, burning it hides the evidence quite well.

Answer 2

Okay here s what you do IF you ever had to; Make sure no one saw you with the body on camera. This includes instruments, so don t go out and buy bleach or shovels within a 100 mile radius of your normal location. Make sure to wrap the body in a strong durable plastic to avoid any smell and/or leaking of fluids (if you use saran wrap make sure you wrap it several times.) Take the body to a wooded area with little to no foot traffic when it s dark out(for best results, do it on a moonless night to cut out any extra visibility ) . Dig a hole as deep as possible during the dark of the night and bury the body. Cover the hole with the dirt. NOW here s where it gets tricky, you don t want this fresh mound of dirt just randomly sticking up like a warning flag for the search parties to find. So go ahead and bring a couple jugs of water (or plan around the weather) and drench that dirt mound. Now would be a good time to find the heaviest object you can find (if you can chop a tree to make it land on the mound, this works as well) and put the object on the mound. You may now dance on that object and subsequently the grave of your enemy for an hour or so. Take your object and any other items used and go place one item at a time at different locations that you would never be tied to. Places can include another set of woods, random persons backyard, or a Randall s supply closet. And there you go! Have fun out there guys.

Answer 3

as rivyabrig said pigs are very efficient and will eat everything including bones,however the best would be lye place the body in a container of your choice put a few cans of lye amount may vary depending on size but you can get the at nost grocery stores and and waterthats it the water turns the lye into acid which disolves everythinginto goo and the dump or pull plug and rinse.

Answer 4

I've always believed in hiding things in plain sight. Just set it in a chair at the airport with an Ipod in its ears and sunglasses over its eyes. No one will even notice him.

Answer 5

It's best not to end up in that situation. The best assignations appeared to be accidents or natural causes. Personally, I think a swamp filled with alligators is just marvelous

Answer 6

Leave it in the audience of a Jessica Simpson concert

Answer 7

Either Incineraate it , Grind it up into a hamburger and feed it to pigs, or envelope it in a concrete wall!

Answer 8

Camouflage.

Answer 9

You do not. You call the authorities.

Answer 10

There are some sick and twisted people who gave you some advice. I think it's funny you learned English so quickly and have internet access from the church.