An American tourist in London decides to skip his tour group and explore the city on his own. He wanders around, seeing the sights, and occasionally stopping at a quaint pub to soak up the local culture, chat with the lads, and have a pint of Guinness.
After awhile, he finds himself in a very high class neighborhood.....big, stately residences ... no pubs, no stores, no restaurants, and worst of all...NO PUBLIC RESTROOMS.
He really, really has to go, after all those Guinness's. He finds a narrow side street, with high walls surrounding the adjacent buildings and decides to use the wall to solve his problem.
As he is unzipping, he is tapped on the shoulder by a London bobby, who says, "I say, sir, you simply cannot do that here, you know."
"I'm very sorry, officer," replies the American, "but I really, really HAVE TO GO, and I just can't find a public restroom."
"Ah, yes," said the bobby..."Just follow me." He leads him to a back "delivery alley," then along a wall to a gate, which he opens. "In there," points the bobby. "Whiz away sir, anywhere you want."
The fellow enters and finds himself in the most beautiful garden he has ever seen. Manicured grass lawns, statuary, fountains, sculptured hedges, and huge beds of gorgeous flowers, all in perfect bloom.
Since he has the cop's blessing, he unburdens himself and is greatly relieved.
As he goes back through the gate, he says to the bobby, "That was really decent of you ... is that what you call English Hospitality?"
"No, sir" replies the bobby, "that is what we call the French Embassy."
2006-10-08 15:13:59 · 9 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO!!! I love it! Thanks for sharing!
2006-10-08 15:43:09 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Raven 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Couldn't that cause an international incident though? I mean, the British are clearly leading the man to urinate on the French garden, surely an offense.
Is there anything we can do to stop this madness? I think that before we start *another* war, we should look at the lack of diplomacy.
2006-10-08 22:37:08 · answer #2 · answered by Schmeep 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Wooo!! LOL. LOL. LOL.
That's a Good One! LOL.
Have a great evening!
2006-10-10 16:26:04 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This isn't a question. Maybe you should post something like that on a joke site.
2006-10-08 22:15:31 · answer #4 · answered by Lizzy 2 · 2⤊ 5⤋
hehe that was funny â¥
2006-10-09 02:06:04 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love it!
2006-10-08 22:15:46 · answer #6 · answered by Devin 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL....................Nice.
2006-10-08 22:22:45 · answer #7 · answered by Who am I? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK!
2006-10-08 22:26:32 · answer #8 · answered by pitbull lover 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thanks for sharing :-)
2006-10-09 15:16:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋