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2006-10-08 15:11:51 · 6 answers · asked by Momma Jette 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I once fell when I was drunk and broke two of my front teeth. I also cried all night long because I was drunk and traumatized and I'm pretty sure everyone got a good l¡peek at my *** because I was wearing a white skirt and feel into a pool of Sprite.
2006-10-08 15:18:50 · answer #1 · answered by c_mitu89 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i was at marching band practice and i was running back to my spot on a wet field, and yes, i fell, flat on my a** which was then soaked for the rest of the 2 hour long practice. my best friend is still laughing...and that was last week...
2006-10-08 23:46:22 · answer #2 · answered by ♥♪♫[K]ath² [BUTT '14 ツ]♫♪♥™ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was having sex with a woman in the bathroom at the Pittsburgh Airport. While we were doing it, I kid you not, that midget porn star lady walked in and totally freaked out and then joined in. email me for more details.
2006-10-08 22:15:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Bunch of attention getters.
2006-10-09 00:40:28 · answer #4 · answered by nalaredneb 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my period leaked through my white pants in art class. now tahts some red paint, right?
2006-10-08 22:49:17 · answer #5 · answered by clap your hands 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I woke up by myself.
2006-10-08 22:19:32 · answer #6 · answered by Who am I? 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋