A new immigration bill that should please all.
Any person crossing the border should be given automactilly the same rights as Americans. In fact lets give up some of our rights so they can have a better life. They will automaticlly be given acess to all human resources. And thier children will have the best education the American tax payer dollars can afford. The Americans will work more hours and pay more taxes to pay for the added expensises. They will never be convicted of any crimminal charges because the Americans will gladly take thier place. Americans love the illegals becuase they will work when we dont want to. So what if we starve and our kids dont get a education. We dont really need all that medical care. We are good people who will give up anything for the Ilegal immigrant who comes here so they can have a better live. God Bless America...Dont you think this will be the best soloution for solving the problem ? Can I have my cookie now cuz I have changed.
2006-10-08 15:07:46 · 17 answers · asked by Devils_Advocate 2 in Politics & Government ➔ Immigration
I AGREE WITH YOU!! Who cares if we starve and eventually end up speaking a whole new language... just some minor changes.... and here is your cookie....
2006-10-08 15:24:00 · answer #1 · answered by Angel of Man 4 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Sarcasm is a potent tool for teaching, but sadly in this day and age some people are so fracking stupid that they may take you seriously on this Immigration "bill"
2006-10-08 17:08:40 · answer #2 · answered by betterdeadthansorry 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The real threat to Americans is not the Mexicans that are coming over here and taking our jobs, it's those other ones that come here to take flying lessons and only want to learn how to fly the plane, not land it...and the dumb @$$ that didn't think that was a red flag and went ahead and gave them the flying lessons!
2006-10-08 15:27:54 · answer #3 · answered by julanaa 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I'm glad this is meant for a laugh but the way things are going I have a feeling this will be the actual bill passed maybe 2020 or so!
http://www.willyblues.com/
2006-10-08 15:12:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Cool!!!... But too late... that's being done now, and it must be OK because no one is doing anything about it. But you can have 2 cookies and a glass of milk for a 1st class effort
2006-10-08 15:23:33 · answer #5 · answered by lordkelvin 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I want whatever you're drinking..lol..did you forget spell check; see I worry about us legal Americans with no academic grounding; a simian primatologist must worry about these things; 'cause my little chimps are pretty dang smart! What's your story? Have you been cloned, hmmmm.
2006-10-08 16:21:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
ALRIGHTTYY THEN! I am up for almost any solution at this point but thats a bit far out there for me, some might consider it though. Thanks for the giggle.
2006-10-08 22:26:24 · answer #7 · answered by RENEGADE. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Exchange liberals for illegals because they are better workers
2006-10-08 15:15:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL , If there was a legal American citizen, that was pro-illegal, that would be their battle cry.
2006-10-08 15:22:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Please tell me I am supposed to laugh, I just got finished commenting on somebodies post that suggested something similar but they were being serious.
2006-10-08 15:22:28 · answer #10 · answered by asylum31 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋