A midget with a 6'2" boyfriend, bloody chickens that gave me the $#its, a woman dressed as a man wearing a wig and packing a two headed dildo, a bunch of drunks in apartment 514, pajamas everywhere, and some chick named Ivana Tinkle and believe me she did.
I woke up as drunk as I went to bed, it took three hours to cook breakfast, everyone is calling me to yell because apparently I let the world in on my thoughts, and now my kissing cousin is sleeping in pee.
2006-10-08 15:04:42 · 13 answers · asked by OU812 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Dude, that sounds messed up.. What happened to some drinks, friends and good times?!
2006-10-08 15:07:30 · answer #1 · answered by Bob 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
...been there, done that... but i played horse shoes with some half blind ***** that crawled out from under the rock that Ivana Tinkled on...
when I woke up, my head was thumping, and I drove aound for 3 hours trying to figure out who was gonna be the next Prince of Wales
2006-10-08 22:40:58 · answer #2 · answered by coffeegirl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like all of it is in your mind. Find something better to do with your time and leave the questioning to people who don't have to make up stuff in their life.
2006-10-08 22:09:16 · answer #3 · answered by Hank 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey, its not my fault. I offered to cook for you. You're the dumbass that turned it down. You brought this on yourself bucko.
2006-10-08 22:08:34 · answer #4 · answered by bernie2u4 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It did cross the line, most definitely. That's not good.
2006-10-08 22:08:26 · answer #5 · answered by Jess4rsake 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Schizophrenia, thy name is MaceMann.
2006-10-08 22:10:10 · answer #6 · answered by You'll Never Outfox the Fox 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wake up dude!! You are still dreaming!!
2006-10-08 22:08:43 · answer #7 · answered by motheroftwo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
see what happens when you take Ecstasy, strange dreams
2006-10-08 22:07:01 · answer #8 · answered by kustomflames@verizon.net 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
theres nothing wrong with family reunions--
2006-10-08 22:07:08 · answer #9 · answered by darkangel1111 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Holy crap, what a mess.
2006-10-08 22:06:39 · answer #10 · answered by cfoxwell101 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋