2006-10-08 12:48:06 · 15 answers · asked by cyberhacker665 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
ask him if he's going to heaven. He'll say yeah
oh wait, that won't annoy him, will it...
2006-10-08 12:50:45 · answer #1 · answered by me 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
So you like annoying people or something? Sorry, but it's pretty clear to mature christians that they don't know absolutely everything in the bible. By giving them questions, they might respond with an "I don't know". That's just how it is, and there's really no satisfaction for the questioner who asks for the purpose of annoying.
2006-10-08 19:56:19 · answer #2 · answered by Lord_French_Fry 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It not the questions that piss christians off, but it the deliever. Remember the dumb guy in ur class who was trying to learn, he ask a question after every sentense and still would not get it. Be retard like that and the Christian and every other person in the room might pray that ur children don't end up like u.
2006-10-08 19:57:10 · answer #3 · answered by A.K. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually, it's pretty hard to annoy a really true christian. We have learned most of the things we need to be patient with the mentally ill, and you will have trouble beating that if normal.
How do you scare someone who is prepared to die for their God, if required? The Germans ran into this during ww2
2006-10-08 19:54:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask him about life on other planets, or more specifically, alien races.
You could also touch on the theory of evolution, and Mans' resemblance to apes.
2006-10-08 19:56:33 · answer #5 · answered by brett m 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Hey PREACHY ~ didn't you know Jesus told us to go in our rooms and pray silently? And didn't you know the wise have the wisdom to keep most of their words to themselves? Seriously dude God knows you love him, you don't need to proclaim it so loudly."
Get Him with God's true words if you want him to zip it. Fools won't listen anyway, a True christian knows that.
2006-10-08 19:54:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
annoy a guy who preaches christianity? i dont think there is one that will annoy for the guy would be right with God and God would be working through the guy to preach so it is not the guy you would annoy it would be yourself for the guy is God's servant preaching for God.
2006-10-08 19:51:21 · answer #7 · answered by yeppers 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
They are annoying sometimes.Try to respect his or her feelings.Take the book they give you to read.We sometimes we find very good teachings in those books.
2006-10-08 19:55:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Come on, be creative. There are plenty of offensive things you could say, paradoxes you could throw out, why is hell allowed to exist if the all-powerful god is loving.
If all else fails, hit on him. That should be fun.
2006-10-08 19:55:49 · answer #9 · answered by Phil 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
try "you know, I've been thinking, and I think jesus might have actually been the devil"
that will put alot of the preachy types into vapor-lock, so it might be a little bit of overkill for what you want.
look up "swoon theory" and propose that...
maybe ask how its a sacrifice to have been killed, when he knew he wouldn't stay dead.
2006-10-08 19:53:15 · answer #10 · answered by RW 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just tell him you don't care to hear about it any longer, and if he keeps it up turn on him very suddenly, get right in his face and say, clearly and forcefully, "I ASKED you to shut up about it!" Then turn around and leave.
2006-10-08 19:55:37 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋