2006-10-08 12:45:08 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
an El Camino
2006-10-12 10:04:23 · answer #1 · answered by hobbsworth 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you know the funny answer to this, or are you just wondering?
Whatever Jesus would of driven, I bet it would of been something 'nerdy' that's 99% Eco-friendly, runs on grape juice or something. Here's a few suggestions, A Fiat Multipa, Suzuki Atos or Vitara, Hyundai (any model), a 'Smart' car (trendy wheelchairs I call 'em), Nissan Micra (1 litre 65bhp 0-60=1 week), VW Beetle (new shape) complete with daffodil on the dash', and finally, I could just see Jesus in a mobility scooter, so he could continue preaching at the traffic lights.
2006-10-08 13:03:03 · answer #2 · answered by Bont11 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
A ROBIN RELIANT. But he was caught by the police and nicked because he didn't have a driving license. He could never get any ID, in fact he was almost sectioned because he said his Mum was Mary and his Dad was God. Obviously the ramblings of a derranged man.
2006-10-08 13:52:43 · answer #3 · answered by fearsome_gibbon 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Wasn't he a carpenter so probably had a white Transit van with a padlock holding the back doors shut. But I bet he had a GSX-R 1000 in the garage for a weekend thrash.
2006-10-08 20:37:46 · answer #4 · answered by Mick B 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Jesus Christ never drove a car back then my friend, but he did drive faith into ones spirits. peace be upon him.
2006-10-09 22:34:02 · answer #5 · answered by tyrone.anesis@btopenworld.com 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A Revelation Divine
A chariot of fire
a wrath of god
a twelve seater minibus
a wood finish station car
a holy cross authomatic
a twin 6 stretch limo
a good secondhand Samaritan
a Mercedes 666
a Toyota Divina
a Chrystler
give up
2006-10-08 12:54:18 · answer #6 · answered by Augusta B 3 · 2⤊ 4⤋
A teenager asked his dad, "Dad, when will you get me a car?"
His dad replied, "When you get a haircut, son."
The son said, "But Dad, Jesus had long hair!"
His dad responded, "Yes son, but Jesus walked everywhere!" :-)
2006-10-10 22:04:39 · answer #7 · answered by Pastor Chad from JesusFreak.com 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think he would prefer to walk or ride a bike. Maybe take the bus or subway. He likes to be around people.
As for the Hot Rod, I think he built it, not drove it.
2006-10-08 13:05:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
The Christmobile! nananananannana Jeeeezuuus!--to the christ cave matthew!
2006-10-10 10:01:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think Moses had the first car. It was a Triumph TR7.
It definitely says something in the bible about him returning in triumph.
2006-10-08 13:57:36 · answer #10 · answered by mainwoolly 6 · 5⤊ 1⤋