2006-10-08 12:27:18 · 18 answers · asked by cyberhacker665 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
good one gypsy girl~~!!!
2006-10-08 12:32:30 · update #1
What's the difference between an Israeli and an Israelite?
The Israelites have one-third fewer calories. :-)
2006-10-10 22:03:23 · answer #1 · answered by Pastor Chad from JesusFreak.com 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ask him if he is a Christian, then if he believes that Jesus literally walked on water, point out the section of the gospels where Jesus says that his followers would be able to do everything he had done and greater, bring out a bucket of water, ask the professor to step up on top of the water and teach you.
Annoyance cubed!!!
2006-10-08 19:46:41 · answer #2 · answered by raxivar 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If people came from babies, why the hell are there still babies??!!
Does faith mean gullibility?
Why do people tell you to pray harder or pray for guidance when you ask a question about religion?
Isn't that a method of brainwashing?
Were Adam and Eve's grandchildren products of incest?
Christianity is the true religion? Well, there are different religions in different countries...you really should've checked that.
Why are people trying to abolish the separation or church and state?
If Eve was the first mother in the human race, wouldn't she be a Saint? So there for, wouldn't it have been Adam and St.Eve?
2006-10-08 19:34:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
Where did Cain's wife come from if he got kicked out of the family? Does this imply that there were other people on Earth that were not involved with the Garden of Eden?
2006-10-08 19:38:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Annoying questions only lower your dignity. The purpose of all questions is for broadening human knowledge and really raise him to the rank of a rational being.
2006-10-08 19:39:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
The universal debate of if God was so great why is there war? The best thing is everyone starts talking about it and you don't actually have to do any class work! Hee hee!
2006-10-08 19:32:46 · answer #6 · answered by *Care Bear* 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Wow, for someone who is trying to be smart,
sure ask dumb questions.
Any one with any since know if you make God mad, he will kill you,
If you make your professor mad, he will flunk you, your in a no win situation,
keep your mouth shut. Learn all you can, then go out an change your world. Stop trying to bring in annoying things to someone else,
or one day, someone will get there thrills from annoying you.
and they will do a good job of it too.
do you like being annoyed?
Better get use to it,
what goes around, comes around.
Its true.
2006-10-08 19:34:22 · answer #7 · answered by Faith Walker 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Ask him who Adam & Eve's sons married. That's one that I've curious about for a while now.
2006-10-08 19:36:37 · answer #8 · answered by mztreasure999 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who came first the egg or the chicken.
2006-10-08 19:29:43 · answer #9 · answered by Joshster 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Check Yahoo answers and you will find a lot of dumb annoying questions
2006-10-08 19:37:59 · answer #10 · answered by MUSLIM 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋