Where exactly do all those lost socks go???

Question

No one has discovered a large pile which by now would have to be too big to hide, seems if they had a certain place to hide individually one would become disingaged and fall once in a while like if they were all caught in pants legs would we not occasionally see one on the side walk,

WHAT MY REAL QUESTION IS ,,,,IS THAT IF YOU HAVE NOT ANSWERED THIS QUESTION IN A BELIEVABLE WAY THEN HOW IN THIS WORLD CAN YOU NOT SUSPECT THAT THERE IS SOMETHING SUPERNATURAL LIKE PERHAPS A GOD GOING ON ROUND THESE PARTS???
you great scientist and evolution believers play with this for a while

Answer 1

It is a well known fact that the Oort cloud at the edge of our solar system (which spawns many of our comets) is in fact formed entirely of lost socks.

You see when your dryer spins the static charge it forms disrupts the space/time continuum and produces a wormhole that transports the rogue socks out.

The reason that it's only socks is that the wormhole is too small to accept pants, shirts etc. (Prof. Stephen Hawking theorized that thongs could also be transported, but we all know that he just has a thing for thongs).

So next time your sorting clothes and ask "where in the heck is that sock", just look up at the stars and know the answer.

Answer 2

The circular motion along with the heat and electrical field in the dryer open the micro-wormhole where the occasional sock gets sucked to the other end of the galaxy. Occasionally the wormhole re-opens and depots rocks, used band-aids, an earring that you never owned, and empty tubes of chap-stick back in the dryer.

Answer 3

There is a vortex that takes away lost stuff. Ever randomly lost something then it magically re-appears a week later? That't the vortex. For missing socks, this same vortex is connected to the lair of the Underpants Gnomes who are branching out to other essential clothing items.

Answer 4

Easy. The socks are raptured by Her Holiness, the Invisible Pink Unicorn. The laundry room is her shrine!

Answer 5

The socks have evolved into something else....as yet an undiscovered new lint-based life form. They are nocturnal and very cautious, hence we are still looking for proof they exist, but we know they exist...because their absence from the dryers of the world would point to existence somewhere. We can't see them, but we know they are there. We should pray to them and wait for them to deliever the lint tablets to us. Then we will be able to live out meaningful lives in service to the invisible sock-thingys. Bow down. Bow down and fear the sock-thingys for if you don't you will be condemed to eternal suffering in the great lint drawer below. We are waiting for the Messocka to reappear and take us home to the great and fabric softenered drawer in the sky. (You do have Jesock - the Messocka who died for you and rose again out of the dryer in your heart don't you)

There. I played with it for awhile. It was great fun. Ask another would ya?

Answer 6

The socks simply go down the drain, as does the argument for a supreme being.

I like you, icheeknows, I really do, and I respect your beliefs. But I've just got to disagree with you on this issue.

Answer 7

I think the same place all lost goes...to another dimension till you sacrafice some other item. Then you will find your item that was lost first. And I just found my digital camera that was misplaced about 6 months ago.

Answer 8

socks slip through the rubber seals between the door and drum and fall into the machine itself

Answer 9

LMFAO!!! Oh, too funny, thank you!

Your proof of god is SOCKS???
I love it!!

Answer 10

All I can figure is worm holes.