Jesus or Satan
I'm going with Satan
2006-10-08 10:43:19 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Well of COURSE Satan has that sizzling, sultry sexiness... but everyone loves to corrupt a virgin... and how much booty do you think Jesus REALLY got (besides fooling around with his apostles)? Yeah, so Jesus still needs to deflower.
It's a toss-up.
I'll go with Satan. Experience and attitude go a long way.
2006-10-12 07:48:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'd guess that Satan would be hotter. Jesus is all into being austere and denying the pleasures of life. Satan can morph into a hot girl to tempt you to the dark side. Definitely Satan.
2006-10-08 10:45:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmm..interesting. Jesus has those long brown strands of hair and the big brown eyes. However, Satan has the horns and that groovy tail. A girl could do a lot of things with those.
From a weather standpoint, it is usually only between 100 to 125 degrees in the desert, but it is hot enough to melt Tungsten in Hades.
I guess Satan.
2006-10-08 10:50:36 · answer #3 · answered by Mere Mortal 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A female satan
2006-10-08 10:46:41 · answer #4 · answered by jedi1josh 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jim, you are a scoundrel !! Of course Satan is hotter....but Jesus is way more satisfying! Just ask any Christian!
2006-10-08 10:54:44 · answer #5 · answered by altruistic 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, going by what I have been told (I don't believe in Satan, etc), the devil lives in a fire-pit, and Jesus looked malnourished, so either way, probably Satan.
2006-10-08 10:48:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Paris Hiltons Hot
2006-10-08 10:46:21 · answer #7 · answered by murphys_lawyers 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
By technicality, Satan does live in a place where the temperatures are thousands of degrees. ;P
2006-10-08 10:44:43 · answer #8 · answered by lalala 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Satan may well be hotter tempurature wise but God is who I burn to be with for eternity.
2006-10-08 10:45:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think humans don't really need Satan; they do quite a good job by themselves already.
Anyways, to keep your balance, you might want to carry both of them; one on each shoulder.
2006-10-08 10:59:36 · answer #10 · answered by Pervy_Pirate 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋