I think I need that like the clap
2006-10-08 10:39:14 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I need whoever can get a pepperoni pizza to me first. My money's on Satan... but Jesus still has a chance, I think.
2006-10-12 06:38:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
No. When did we ever need Satan at all?! Jesus should never be underneath Satan, because Satan is a liar and a deceiver and why would we need help from someone like that? If you had 2 friends who didn't like each other at all and one of your friends was someone who always lied to who and made you feel stupid and brought you down all the time would you hang out with that person? Or would you hang out with someone who was always there for you and loves you no matter what and always forgives you even when you don't forgive yourself? It's the same way for Satan and Jesus.
2006-10-08 10:43:41 · answer #2 · answered by Yvone 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I agree with you. We would take clap, before satan. Whoever quoted that one, is lost. So sad, that anyone would say that. satan is on a rampage and now is the time we need the Father , Son and the Holy Spirit, more then ever. Choose Jesus .
2006-10-08 10:47:48 · answer #3 · answered by Norskeyenta 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What a ridiculous statement. Jesus is our Savior and Lord. He can eliminate satan with only a thought. Jesus is light and satan is darkness. So you can choose if you want to live in the light of love, peace and joy or in the darkness with anger, hatred and sorrow. Your choice! The good part is if you make the wrong choice this time you will get another chance. That's how loving and gracious our God and His Son Jesus are. There is only one go around with satan. So choose wisely.
2006-10-08 10:48:31 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You havereceived some great answers btu as for me I think similarly to you, yet different
I think I need Satan about as much as I need the clap
2006-10-08 10:56:56 · answer #5 · answered by icheeknows 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too bad, but it is all depend to you. If you choose Satan more than Jesus you are very stupid. I learn a lot of black magic back in my home country, All satan can you if there is no God. Satan cannot touch God beleiver that is for sure. I know Satan/Demond/Genie, used to have 2 Genie but I choose to beleive in Jesus Christ because they are more powerfull than all the spirit around the world.
Good luck for you
2006-10-08 10:46:22 · answer #6 · answered by OpenMinded 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, I don't think we need satan more than Jesus, but I do think that in order to know good, we must know evil. Evil is a way of making us stronger, but Jesus is the way, the truth and the light, we need Him more.
2006-10-08 10:48:57 · answer #7 · answered by nevada nomad 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The religious need the evil(satan) in their lives. Without evil, how would they know what good or bad is? The religion wouldnt exist without satan. If he werent there there would be nothing to blame all the bad stuff in the world on. No one to put the fossiles in the ground. If it was always "happy and goodness" it wouldnt be worth believing in. There has to be evil for there to be good.
2006-10-08 11:12:09 · answer #8 · answered by wilchy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think that there is no actual Satan. Did you know that 'Satanism' as a religion didn't exist until the 1960s! Usually Satan is a fictitious scapegoat that appears in nearly every culture. It allows us to place blame on some 'wicked' force causing malice in what would otherwise be a perfect world.
But I think that Christianity needs Satan (probably every religion does) --without an enemy, there is nothing to scare the flock.
2006-10-08 10:42:45 · answer #9 · answered by Christopher 1 · 2⤊ 2⤋
I disagree with your question, but agree with your second statement. Satan is a created being, created by God. Jesus is God the Son, so He created Satan and was present when Satan rebelled.
2006-10-08 10:44:27 · answer #10 · answered by stronzo5785 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋