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My hommie said he found Jesus in the State Prison. I was just wondren, what he was convicted of?

2006-10-08 10:19:38 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Drunk in charge of an a$s.

2006-10-08 10:27:58 · answer #1 · answered by mad alan 3 · 1 1

Actually if Jesus walked the earth today, he could very likely be in a prison. The religious hypocrites of today could no more abide his presence than the ones of the past. Anyone who thinks that the big churches, and rich congregations that are around today really practice what Jesus is said to have taught, might well do some research.

2006-10-08 17:25:32 · answer #2 · answered by breezetucson 2 · 2 0

Your hommie found Life and Truth. Listen to him and find Life.

2006-10-08 17:22:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

if he is your hommie you should know what he was convicted of.
but it sound more like he should be in the nut house.

2006-10-08 17:24:06 · answer #4 · answered by Hannah's Grandpa 7 · 1 0

Loving sinners

2006-10-08 17:21:15 · answer #5 · answered by norm s 5 · 0 0

Impersonating a deity.

2006-10-08 17:26:34 · answer #6 · answered by JAT 6 · 1 0

may not have been convicted of anything. may have been visiting or gathering evidence.

2006-10-08 17:23:55 · answer #7 · answered by Marvin R 7 · 0 0

No, you are not funny. Jesus died for your sins because He loves you so much! All you need is Jesus, my friend.

2006-10-08 17:23:17 · answer #8 · answered by altruistic 6 · 0 2

Trying to convince people that he's really a Jew.

2006-10-08 17:20:59 · answer #9 · answered by S K 7 · 1 0

Well, the last Jesus was convicted for trying to save humanity from their sins. I dunno about this one

2006-10-08 17:21:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

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