gravy early again this year! She caught me wit da little hot chicky down the street. HELP! What would Jesus do?
2006-10-08 09:43:11 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
It's very simple. Jesus would call upon God to smite his girlfriend. Hell of a lot more effective than birth control.
2006-10-08 09:50:15 · answer #1 · answered by GP99 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
draw idly in the sand until you lost interest
but those that live in glass houses ought not to throw stones
them without fault should throw the first stone of accusation and judgement
good question and joke anyways
2006-10-08 16:50:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
don't worry about WWJD be more concerned as to what your girlfriend might do. remember Bobbitt
2006-10-08 16:45:41 · answer #3 · answered by Marvin R 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jesus would roll over in his grave if you knew how people used his name to further their agenda.
2006-10-08 16:44:58 · answer #4 · answered by T Time 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Jesus wouldn't have done it in the first place. You'll be lucky if she ONLY dumps you.
2006-10-08 16:46:32 · answer #5 · answered by Wishful Writer 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'd answer if I thought this was in any way serious
2006-10-08 16:50:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
punish you I am sure you look forward to torment ??
2006-10-08 16:47:27 · answer #7 · answered by Mim 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What the Hell?
2006-10-08 16:47:37 · answer #8 · answered by Queen Sis 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
do you really care
2006-10-08 16:45:43 · answer #9 · answered by tiff 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
rebuke you and her
2006-10-08 16:45:58 · answer #10 · answered by norm s 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋