the lone ranger?

Question

the lone ranger and his sidekick tanto was in the wilderness about 50 miles from the nearest town, the lone ranger went in the bushes to take a sh**. suddenly he made a loud scream, tanto ask "what happened" "a snake bit me on my penis, what to do" the ranger replied "I don't know" answered tanto
ride to the next town and find a doctor" replied the ranger.

so tanto jumped on his horse and rode, and rode going over hill and mountain, through rivers and snow, finally he spot a town, found a doctor and asked his what to do for snake bite, the doc told his suck poison from wound.

so tanto went back the way he came through river over mountains and hill repeating the phrase in his head suck poison from wound, suck poison from wound.

finally he reached the lone ranger lying on the ground, tanto took a look at the wound and said "doctor said you go die." and he rode off leaving the ranger on his own

months later in town someone spot the ranger with a beautiful lady who saved him

Answer 1

i heard that joke before but without the happy ending of the beautiful lady... did you add that in to make us all feel fuzzy inside ?awwwww

Answer 2

I heard it before but in a different way, I still think that is funny.

Answer 3

lol an oldie but a goodie ♥

Answer 4

hee hee hee

Answer 5

good one.

Answer 6

lol funny!!!!!!!!!! (^_^)