are going on their annual day out... so they all get onto the nun mini bus and away they go... about 10 miles up the road they meet with a terrible accident and all die...
at the gates of heaven St Peter comes out to greet them... "welcome ladies... no you´ve all lead very good and selfless lives and so you will all be welcomed into heaven... but just one condition before you enter... if at any time in your life any part of your body has touched a mans penis you must dip that part into the holy water here beside me"... so he asks the 1st nun... "well sister have you ever touched a mans penis"?... she replys "oh my.. well once when i was on a crowded bus my elbow brushed a mans crotch"... so St Peter tells her to dip her elbow in the water and pass through the gates... he says to the next nun "well sister have you ever touched a mans penis"?.. all of a sudden theres lots ofpushing and shoving in the group and 2 nuns emerge to the front...
2006-10-08 08:44:01 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
St Peter says.. "ladies whats the problem?.. you´ll all get in theres no rush".... and the nun replys.. "yes but if i´m gonna have to gargle that water i want to do it before sister mary sticks her **** in it"!
2006-10-08 08:45:24 · update #1
good one!
2006-10-08 08:49:49 · answer #1 · answered by mercedes_valaki 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-10-08 17:15:34 · answer #2 · answered by diane c 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is a classic and I have herd it several different ways
2006-10-08 15:56:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol nice â¥
2006-10-09 02:23:46 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO-good one
2006-10-08 16:22:01 · answer #5 · answered by JenJen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i am lol good one
2006-10-08 21:16:45 · answer #6 · answered by Brooklynn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i heard it before but was told differently......you just edited it somehow.......... but still, it's funny....lol....
2006-10-09 05:41:46 · answer #7 · answered by <--tsk--> 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hee hee
2006-10-08 16:30:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny.
2006-10-08 22:19:50 · answer #9 · answered by Janet lw 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahhahahahaha
2006-10-08 16:21:26 · answer #10 · answered by .::country gurl in a 4X4::. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋