last night iwas at my new gf's alone alone with her....when i suddenly had to take a poop really bad. and i dont know abouy yall...but my turds are those HUGE @ss banana things. long story short...i clogged the doggone toilet. sh*t water everywhere . ruined the new bathroom they just had redone. anyways i couldn't fix the damn thing or stop the water...so i snuck out the back door and left. the phone rang three times last night when i got home. could it have been her??? what do i say now yall???
2006-10-08 08:35:16 · 22 answers · asked by barnabus finkle 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Your BS questions are ok, but you could do better.
2006-10-09 04:57:06 · answer #1 · answered by Sticky 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Apologies probably won't cut it! You've got to really seem like you mean it, buy her a gift or make her a really sentimental card to try and make her stop thinking about the mess you made in her lavatory!
2006-10-08 08:39:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
come clean. call her. apologize for your cowardice. then call her on the fact that for sure she has had to pinch a wicked loaf at some point in her life and has possibly created a similar blockage. be sure to use a mocking tone as this will make her feel that you know something.
2006-10-08 08:40:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-15 23:36:13 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What does your wife think about women calling your house at all hours of the night.
2006-10-09 06:01:33 · answer #5 · answered by surfer grl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like the guy in "Along Came Polly"
In the movie, she forgave him. Give her a call and let her know you are sorry.
2006-10-08 08:38:40 · answer #6 · answered by sunny 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh my gosh, you're so funny! if you're goofy, just confront her about the poop. if you're not and the relationship is still new, and you can't face her, write it off. it would seem hard to look her in the face, so i would be a coward and not call again.
2006-10-08 08:46:24 · answer #7 · answered by gurrrly 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg.......so srry for u......well. just be honest cos it's the safest and easiest thing to do. SHe might think it was gross or funny. Don't hide anything from ur gf. Good luck. and i have no idea if it wud have been her.
2006-10-08 08:39:47 · answer #8 · answered by v.ballerr <3 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha thats too bad.
just tell her you're sorry about clogging her toilet, and offer to help clean up.
in a few weeks you guys will laugh about it, don't worry!
2006-10-08 08:38:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
they probably knew it was you so the best thing you can do is just be honest about it. just tell her that you were embarrassed and didnt know how to react to it. then ask her if theres anything you can do to make it up to her.
2006-10-08 08:39:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
disappear, from this there is no recovery. Send her money to cover the damages and having to deal with your banana sh1t.
2006-10-08 08:38:33 · answer #11 · answered by devilUknow 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋