Dave and Pete were lined up at the urinals and Dave couldn't help but notice how well endowed his mate was.
"Wow!" he exclaimed, "that's a remarkable piece of equipment you have there. "Yeah," replied Pete, "It wasn't always like that. wasn't happy with the one I had, so I went to this exclusive private clinic and had a transplant. It cost £1,500 but it was worth it."
Now Dave couldn't stop thinking about this so a few weeks later, he got the address from Pete and booked into the same clinic. The next time they met, he smiled at his mate and said,
"I think you were had, my new todger only cost £750."
"What!" shouted Pete. "Same place, same doctor? Let's have a look."
Dave showed off his new possession and Pete creased up with laughter.
"Oh that's alright," he said, "no wonder it didn't cost so much, it's my old one." :)
2006-10-08
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