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I lost one of my tooth and I was wondering if yoiu guys have any excuses I can use
so far I got
I fell of a bike
I bite a hard piece of steak

2006-10-08 08:34:40 · 10 answers · asked by Joy H 1 in Health Dental

10 answers

someone did a prank by punching you right in the face.

2006-10-08 08:42:20 · answer #1 · answered by john s 3 · 0 0

These are all real events that I can recall:

Your child/grandchild jumped up and smacked you in the chin and knocked your tooth out.

You ran into a basketball pole.

You got hit with a baseball.

You got hit with a baseball bat.

You got hit with a hockey puck.

You got hit with an indoor field hockey ball.

You tripped and hit the edge of the trampoline.

You were bouncing on the bed and fell off.

You forgot you rearranged your bedroom and turned to get out of bed in the dark, only to bump into the windowsill that used to be on the "other side" of your bed.

You fell onto your bicycle handlebars. Try "motorcycle" for more glamor.

You bit into a candy apple.

You slipped on the ice and fell onto the trailer hitch on your back bumper. Don't try that one unless you live in Alaska, though. Not yet anyhow.

2006-10-08 16:46:43 · answer #2 · answered by Picture Taker 7 · 0 0

You were on an epic quest to deliver the One Ring into Mount Doom. During your journey, you came across Darth Vader who suggested that you should just keep the One Ring for yourself and join the Dark Side. However, due to your unswerving conviction to mankind, you told Darth Vader to go fly a kite and made an off-color joke about his mother. You two get into a 20 hour long brawl and even though you were victorious, Darth Vader was able to knock out one of your teeth in the process.

2006-10-08 15:47:00 · answer #3 · answered by TempestKain 2 · 3 0

"I was walking down the street and a Geo Metro slammed into me while I was stooped down tying my shoe"

I liked that one "you should see the other guy!"

"They come right out -- here, let me show you" and reach for the person's mouth.

Or how about give them a totally stupified look and say "uhh, it's ALWAYS been gone -- what are you tlaking about?"

2006-10-08 15:47:53 · answer #4 · answered by The Jeep Pilot 3 · 0 0

Wondering why you even need an excuse! Hmmmmmmm...

2006-10-08 16:07:29 · answer #5 · answered by debs 4 · 0 0

i'm not sure why you would need an excuse, but you could say--- you should see the other guy

2006-10-08 15:37:24 · answer #6 · answered by one hot mamma 5 · 2 0

you were exercising when someone bumped into you causing you to lose your grip on the weight bar and it slammed down on your mouth.

2006-10-08 15:37:59 · answer #7 · answered by ?? 3 · 1 1

The tooth fairy took it!

2006-10-08 15:42:16 · answer #8 · answered by cheyennetomahawk 5 · 1 0

Your girlfriend socked you in the jaw.

2006-10-08 15:38:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

here is one: That you got in a fight defending somebody else!!

2006-10-08 15:38:43 · answer #10 · answered by mdzevolveddammit 4 · 0 0

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