i'm wracking my brains trying to think of an insult for sir elton john but do not wish to appear disrepectful now he is a peer of the realm. it was so easy before his knighthood just to call him a fat, speccy, bald little poof. but now i'm not so sure
2006-10-08 08:19:19 · 27 answers · asked by Troubled Joe(the ghost of) 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
There was a time when I loved his music but now I have so much loathing for that smug, doughy hairball that I can't stand to listen to any of it...which is why I really hate him so much! Because of his socialist, political diarrhea of the mouth I feel like I have been cheated out of a whole segment of music and feelings I used to love and grew up with. Call me shallow, but that's the way I feel. I suppose the only real insult that can be leveled at liberal idiots is to accuse them of not caring -- (for anything). This is akin to murder in their eyes.
2006-10-08 09:01:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well he's not a peer. "Peers" are Lords and the like, not mere knights.
Why not be respectful and call him "SIR fat, speccy, bald little poof"?
2006-10-08 09:11:23 · answer #2 · answered by anthonypaullloyd 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sir fat speccy poof of i'm really baldville!!- hows that- he is what he is!!!!- i've nothing against homosexuals but I always find him seedy!!
2006-10-08 11:25:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well after his performance at the airport that time he could b called a pig hater but to b honest i think he is an insult in his self yes he is successful yes he is loaded yes he has a-list m8s but hes still a d**k only decent thing he did was that song 4 diana and even then it werent exclusive 4 her he got publicity singles and money i dont believe he didnt so well out of it so in closein shoot him lol kiddin hes just a has been
2006-10-08 08:50:47 · answer #4 · answered by hayz 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Brucey Baby! Its beneath you!
Just say 'Alright My love' and be pleasant its what your best at.
You were always so much better looking than him!
At least you have your own hair!
I mean he could not even make up a new song for Dianas funeral! No talent at all!
2006-10-08 08:42:17 · answer #5 · answered by Nicola H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Save you breath, your knighthoods in the post.
2006-10-08 12:41:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't change the insults. Just add 'with all due respect Sir'.
2006-10-08 08:31:45 · answer #7 · answered by Wendy M 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Only losers focus on insulting others, usually because they have nothing constructive or positive to emit from their deformed brains. So what caused your brain damage ?
2006-10-08 08:29:11 · answer #8 · answered by kate 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
put sir in front..ie.. sir you are a fat speccy four eyed git
2006-10-08 08:28:38 · answer #9 · answered by grumpcookie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
fat, sppecy, jumped-up aristocratic, bald little poof.
But if that's too offensive, just point out that his caterwauling and howling can't by any standard be described as musical.
2006-10-08 09:55:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋