At the beginning of the English lesson, the teacher announced to the class that they all had to think of a sentence using the word 'marvellous'.
"Last night I went to the theatre and saw a marvellous show" said little Tommy.
"I had a marvellous time on my holiday!" said Johnny.
Then Kevin put his hand up. "Please miss, I've got a sentence...Last night my sister told my patents she was pregnant and my dad said 'Well that's marvellous, bloody marvellous'!"
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The local radio station was doing a feature about life on isolated farms. They interviewed one such farmer and asked hm whether it was true that people like him shagged cattle, sheep, goats and chickens.
"WHAT!" roared the outraged farmer, "chickens!?!"
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One prisoner said to the other,
"I think my cell mate's gay."
"How can you tell?"
"He closes his eyes when I kiss him goodnight."
2006-10-08 08:01:34 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
These are great! My friend was in prision so I turned the last one around about the prisioner on him!
You said to one prisoner,
"I think you are gay."
Your cell mate replied "How can you tell?"
You replied, "You closed your eyes when I kissed you goodnight!"
He laughed then frowned and said "funny"!
Thank you for sharing these!!! :)
2006-10-08 08:10:29 · answer #1 · answered by Tesra 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol. Thats rich.
2006-10-08 08:03:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
*slowly shakes head back and forth with a hidden grin on face*
2006-10-08 08:16:44 · answer #3 · answered by ariel 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
very good i like them
2006-10-08 09:09:45 · answer #4 · answered by jennymarc29 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
all of them r rely bad no offence
2006-10-08 08:03:52 · answer #5 · answered by tezzadaman 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
lol,funnies
2006-10-08 08:45:00 · answer #6 · answered by jason 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I didn't think that was funny at all. It was kinda boring!
2006-10-08 08:06:50 · answer #7 · answered by Dramma Queen 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋
ha ha ha love them all
2006-10-08 08:08:57 · answer #8 · answered by louis 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
there good but not lol good....sorry
2006-10-08 08:56:46 · answer #9 · answered by Nemo <3 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
there not really funny...try again
2006-10-08 08:10:12 · answer #10 · answered by Vanna 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋