What would Jesus do in this situation (I realize it might not SEEM to be a religious predicament but this is for some important spiritual studies I am conducting...thanks for your answers).
Jesus is QB'ing the Washington Redskins. It's 4th and goal, 10 seconds left in the 4th quarter, trailing by 6.
All of his star players have been Smited or Stoned for their Sodomy. Chris Farley's ghost has been brought in to play Fullback....there is a wirey kid named Lucas at wide receiver.
What play would Jesus run and why?
2006-10-08 07:47:48 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I prefer to ask What Would Endora Do? dumdum--jesus would have himself nailed to the goalpost and then blame his dad for letting him do it, because he knows either way he's going to lose and suicide is easier--endora would turn them all into artichokes and have a martini--I love endora............
2006-10-08 07:53:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
QB sneak with a good block from the holy spirit
2006-10-08 07:51:09 · answer #2 · answered by -skrowzdm- 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's too complex of a situation for Jesus to solve.
In this case, "WWJD" should be revised to mean "Who Wants Jelly Doughnuts?"
2006-10-08 07:51:08 · answer #3 · answered by crowbird_52 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
throw the Hail Mary.
2006-10-08 07:55:28 · answer #4 · answered by more than a hat rack 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Oh, geez!
2006-10-08 10:36:49 · answer #5 · answered by Smiles 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋