A woman was so overweight that her health was suffering but she was unable to keep to a strict diet. Eventually, the doctor gave her the news that she would no longer be taking any food through her mouth. From now on she would take all nourishment through the rectum. Two months later she returned to the surgery with the good news that she had lost three stones.
"Well done," congratulated the doctor, "keep on like this and we'll soon have you down to a reasonable size."
The woman smiled happily and walked towards the door.
"Just one thing," said the doctor noticing she was walking with a strange waddle, "Is there anything wrong with your legs?"
"Oh no doctor, they're fine."
"Then why are you walking in that strange way?"
"I'm only chewing some bubble gum, doctor," she replied. :)
2006-10-08 07:34:28 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hee hee hee
2006-10-08 09:09:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahahahahaha
2006-10-08 07:39:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute. She swayed with a wiggle when she walked!
2006-10-08 07:42:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one pal
2006-10-08 07:43:55 · answer #4 · answered by Adriana 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Funny!. Good one!
2006-10-08 07:37:50 · answer #5 · answered by BENDER IS THE BOMB!!! (Fav show) 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-10-08 07:36:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i like that one! he he he
2006-10-08 08:44:17 · answer #7 · answered by ♥new baby born xmas eve 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha,thts so funny
2006-10-08 07:45:18 · answer #8 · answered by SGBoy 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
thats awsome... where did you get that .. thats soo funny...
2006-10-08 08:24:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha thats hilarious!!!!! =)
2006-10-08 07:39:55 · answer #10 · answered by mangotrees 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋