And asks for help because her husband is about to leave her. He says her bits down below hang out to far.
The doctor has a look and tells her she must go immediately to the hospital for an operation.
When she wakes up there is a nurse in her room and three red roses next to her bed.
She asks the nurse what they are for and the nurse replies -
the first one is off the doctor because the operation was a complete success.
The second one is off your husband, he can't wait to get you home and give you one.
The third rose is off the man in the burns unit to say 'thank you for his new ears...'
2006-10-08 06:14:40 · 25 answers · asked by Ali 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha good one
2006-10-08 06:37:26 · answer #1 · answered by Wildwagon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If that made any sense whatsoever I still don't think it would be funny. What the hell are you trying to say? Ever reread what you wrote?
2006-10-08 13:17:47 · answer #2 · answered by Katie Girl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha !! Soon he will also be having pendulous ears like a Cocker Spaniel !!!!
2006-10-08 15:29:39 · answer #3 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As soon as I stop chuckling I'm gonna' tell all the women I know. Oh, gosh!!!
2006-10-08 13:32:18 · answer #4 · answered by Zeera 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like your style.
2006-10-08 21:12:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2006-10-08 16:24:26 · answer #6 · answered by jennymarc29 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice joke, ta for the laugh!
2006-10-08 13:39:21 · answer #7 · answered by susie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-10-08 14:22:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, not heard that one before
2006-10-08 14:16:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2006-10-09 05:06:22 · answer #10 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋