2006-10-08 05:35:32 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Because you have to pay for it, retard.
2006-10-08 05:36:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well first of all, I'm not sure praying to get laid is a good thing. One thing I have learned is that God doesn't give us EVERYTHING we WANT, He gives us what we NEED! So you praying for something for yourself probably puts you even further in the back of the line to "get laid". If anything maybe you should pray for a wife (or husband) so you can get some with the blessing of God. Good luck.
2006-10-08 05:54:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dont ever pray for the physical, it then doesnt equal praying but begging.....Now as far as begging to get laid, those are issues for a whole other forum....
2006-10-08 05:37:27 · answer #3 · answered by lost&confused 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Apparently you're not filthy rich. Play the lottery or figure out a way to rake in the cash.
2006-10-08 05:38:31 · answer #4 · answered by spackler 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
u've been praying --stupid. u'll end up being a priest in a catholic church.
stop praying, and believe in vices--wine, women and song, and work on it like the devil.....!!
all the best
2006-10-08 05:45:50 · answer #5 · answered by slmanl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because PRAYING and LAYING don't really go together - although the two words do rhyme...
2006-10-08 05:54:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
there more u pray is running away from, u cus comes from ur ego not from heart
2006-10-08 05:37:53 · answer #7 · answered by george p 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because you ask for rocks when your Father is offering a sumptuous feast.
2006-10-08 05:45:07 · answer #8 · answered by arewethereyet 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't you think you need to pray for salvation and forgiveness instead....?
2006-10-08 05:39:52 · answer #9 · answered by appleblossom_1957 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Dude...there's more to life...get a hobby...even better - find someone you REALLY care about and be with them.
2006-10-08 05:38:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey maybe you have to wait the perfect one is getting ready for you
2006-10-08 05:37:28 · answer #11 · answered by Me 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋