2006-10-08 05:10:47 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Go to sleep in yor truck, after consuming a bottle of whiskey.
2006-10-08 05:13:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm....A trucker that wants to be admitted to a mental hospital?.....Don't know if you're serious or just kidding but I would advise you not to drive until you get the help you deserve.Good Luck.
2006-10-08 12:18:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not enough info - why do you want to be admitted and why won't they admit you? You could always say your suicidal and get admitted under a 5150 (3 day admittal for diagnosis that says you are a threat to self or others). Good luck.
2006-10-08 12:14:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
simple, run for president in the US. but don't say u got a call from GOD. say that and u'll get elected.
say the former UN chief came in ur dreams and wanted u to end all war in the world, and they'll lock u up in a mental hospital, and throw away the key for eternity.
2006-10-08 12:18:12 · answer #4 · answered by slmanl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Make your own mental hospital, of course! I mean, if the guys in that new movie, accepted can do it with college, surely you can do it with mental hospitals too?
2006-10-08 12:12:30 · answer #5 · answered by Pebbles 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take off you clothes, put on a top hat, and sit at the busiest intersection in town. If somebody asks you why your naked, tell them that nobody is looking anyway. If they ask why you have a top hat on, tell them that somebody might look. You will get to your destination soon enough.
2006-10-08 12:14:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take off all your clothes, paint your self blue and run around town screaming "they gave me an anal probe, they gave me an anal probe!"
If you do that I am sure they will let you in.
Then again they might think you are a member of the Blueman group. Maybe you should paint yourself green instead.
2006-10-08 12:13:27 · answer #7 · answered by alias_dictus_tony 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey brother trucker , Just keep those wheels turning and keep the rubber side down.
2006-10-08 14:42:33 · answer #8 · answered by samssculptures 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get a political job. That is an important qualification.
2006-10-08 12:13:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stand in traffic and hope for the best. Or you could get a job.
2006-10-08 12:16:37 · answer #10 · answered by Jimbo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋