A: Absolutely nothing!!!!
Is this funny?
Why God never got a PhD:
1. He had only one major publication.
2. It was written in Aramaic, not in English.
3. It has no references.
4. It wasn't even published in a refereed journal.
5. There are serious doubts he wrote it himself.
6. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then?
7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited.
8. The Scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results.
9. He unlawfully performed not only Animal, but *Human* testing.
10. When one experiment went awry, he tried to cover it by drowning his subjects.
11. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample.
12. He rarely came to class, just told his students to read the book.
13. Some say he had his son to teach the class.
14. He expelled his first two students for learning.
15. Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students failed his tests.
Isn't it fun to make fun of x-ianity?
2006-10-08 04:54:54 · 14 answers · asked by Toronto 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Quiet One,
You don't actually believe that propaganda, do you?
2006-10-08 05:02:02 · update #1
TJMiller,
I do it bc A) It's fun B) It's easy C) I wanted to know if people thought it was funny and D) Da Bears don't play for another 54 minutes.
2006-10-08 05:06:19 · update #2
That's funny!
yeah what wrong with being atheist? it frees you of all bullshit religious fanatics, who don't even know themselves..eveyone should get to know themselves first and just be good people..that's all you need..you don't need religion to tell you that??? doh...
2006-10-08 04:59:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Spiituality is an essential part of life, just like food, shelter, and companionship. Without it you are not complete. I did not say religion, but spirituality. Faith allows us to understand that there is more than just this life. Religion often does a poor job of explaining faith. Communication with the spirit world is learned and becomes effective through the practice of meditation and prayer, which is common to all religions. By this means will you come to a better understanding of spirituality.
2006-10-08 05:05:48 · answer #2 · answered by Jimbo 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Everything is wrong with Atheism. There is a genuine Creator, there is genuine God-personelle and all of it needed by you and I and worlds without end. The t ruth exists, already written. Go to a book store, order OAHSPE, in paperback. It will be between 900 and 1000 pages. It will astonish you and change your life if you can understand it. Read it more than once.
2006-10-08 05:01:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
An athiest as defined in the dictionary is one who knows and believes there is no God...Agnostics do not know (they are on the fence). However since God or a god is considered to be all knowing, how can one who knows there is No God, believe that. Therein lies the contradiction. One who knows that there is no God must know everything, therefore they are God. And if they are God, then there is a God.
2006-10-08 05:00:09 · answer #4 · answered by Winter 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Why do you feel the need to make fun of CHRISTianity? People who make fun of others usually do so because they have a low self-esteem and making fun of others makes them feel more powerful. If you are happy with your choice, then accept it and be happy for yourself. Don't try to make others look bad to make yourself feel better. By the way, the Bible is the all time best seller of all published books.
2006-10-08 05:01:23 · answer #5 · answered by TJMiler 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Sure, it's reasonably well written, and humourous. It's cleverly worked. But do you need to make fun of Christianity in order to give you something to do? Do you require it for your own happiness?
2006-10-08 05:37:09 · answer #6 · answered by Pebbles 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ths is funny.
actually there is nothing wrong with atheism. it just shows that the atheist is the biggest believer. believes in the word of GOD as it should be--free from bonds and norms and interpretations and rigiditites of conformism.
2006-10-08 05:00:05 · answer #7 · answered by slmanl 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You are going to get hosed, dude, but this was really funny
Also keep in mind that it was never offered for peer review
2006-10-08 04:57:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
>Q: What's wrong with Atheism?
>A: Absolutely nothing!!!!
Actually, what's wrong with Atheism?
The FOOL hath said in his/her heart: "there is no God".
However, God hath said .....
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>Isn't it fun to make fun of x-ianity?
Some seem to take delight in it; but when you stand before Him who is the Judge of the whole world (and your judge), will you regret having made "fun" of Him and His teachings?
2006-10-08 05:05:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
no not really that funny, aithiesm is wrong because it doesnt stand up to its own beloved scientific beliefs.
2006-10-08 06:17:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋