There were two verry tired construction workers and the first one said to the other "man i need a break". Then the second one said just follow my lead and you will get a break. so the 1st guy climbs up on top of a bar and then the boss comes in and says what are you doing up there. the guy replies im a light bulb. the boss says you need rest go home for the rest of the day. Then the other guy starts to leave and the boss says where are you going and he replies i cant work without light.
2006-10-08 04:48:42 · 23 answers · asked by idnarb_11 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yay i no i did not write it good but i was goin fast
2006-10-08 04:52:00 · update #1
no not funny pretty gay if ya ask me
2006-10-08 04:59:35 · answer #1 · answered by yourqueenofall 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Read this one
There were two verry tired construction workers and the first one said to the other "man i need a break". Then the second one said just follow my lead and you will get a break. so the 1st guy climbs up on top of a bar and then the boss comes in and says what are you doing up there. the guy replies im a light bulb. the boss says you need rest go home for the rest of the day. Then the other guy starts to leave and the boss says where are you going and he replies i cant work without light.
JK lolz yeah it was kinda
2006-10-08 05:27:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's not too bad, but don't construction workers usually work outside? So they wouldn't need light from a light bulb - they get their light from the sun.
2006-10-08 04:51:49 · answer #3 · answered by tanner 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When you said the part, "He needed a break." I thought for sure he was going to jump....... and the friend would follow, therefore also getting a break IE: broken something!
To the other rude ohs out there, NONE OF US ARE PERFECT!
2006-10-08 05:24:19 · answer #4 · answered by kriend 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice. A salesman knocked at the door of a condo in a brand new housing growth and a girl responded the door. He started, "Ma'am, I'm promoting the most recent innovation in vacuums, that is the finest little desktop I have obvious in decades," and with that, he proceeded to offload on her new carpet a combo of ketchup, salsa, dust, grape juice, and so on. as she watched, horrified. He stated, "If this vacuum does not blank up that mess, I will consume it!" She stated, "Would you prefer a fork?! We have not bought the vigor on but!"
2016-08-29 06:06:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke, but presentation needs work
2006-10-08 04:49:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yours is not as funny as another version I heard of the same joke.
2006-10-08 05:29:46 · answer #7 · answered by Topez 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yep, funny.
2006-10-08 06:30:52 · answer #8 · answered by Zeera 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lineasietisiete your a point whore
its a really funny joke when you imagine it. lol
2006-10-08 05:35:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love it
2006-10-08 04:55:00 · answer #10 · answered by LunaFaye 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-10-08 04:58:06 · answer #11 · answered by hivi f 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋