Old man goes to the doctor and says he's starting to go off sex. The doctor looks surprised and asks the old man his age. The old man says that he'll be 82 next week. The doctor then asks how old is his wife. the old guy tells the doctor that she will be 85 in a month. the doctor tries to humour the old guy, and asks him when did he forst notice this lack of interest in sex. The old guy said "twice last night and first thing this morning"
2006-10-08 04:25:42 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very good. Reminds me of the old guy of 85 who was getting married and went to the doctor for advice.
"How old is the bride to be?" Asks the doctor
"Twenty five doc." He replies, "And she's a go-go dancer. Very nice."
"Hm." Says the doc, stroking his chin. "She'll need to be kept satisfied."
"Yes I know doc. What do you suggest."
"Well if I were you, I'd take in a lodger, give her a bit of company when you're tired." Is the doctor's advice. "And come and see me in three months."
Three months later the old guy is back, now aged 86.
"How's it going?" Asks the doc.
"Well the wife's pregnant now Doctor." Says the old guy proudly.
"Very good." Says the doc, "And how's the lodger."
"Oh yes." Says the old man ruefully, "She's pregnant too!"
2006-10-08 04:40:36 · answer #1 · answered by quatt47 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I say about a 6 out of 10!
2006-10-08 11:31:14 · answer #2 · answered by Kyle G 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha!! reminds me of the old lady who went to the doctor and asked for some viagra for her husband.
The doctor told her they came in 3 strengths - 25% for semi hard, 50% for hard, and 100% for super hard, which ones did she want.
She said 25% would be fine, "its only to stop him weeing on his slippers..."
2006-10-08 12:27:20 · answer #3 · answered by Ali 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This joke is quite funny - -It's an old theme.
4 out of 10 !
2006-10-08 11:28:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wonderful! A good one!
2006-10-08 11:48:20 · answer #5 · answered by organic gardener 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before but brilliant!
2006-10-08 11:28:48 · answer #6 · answered by brainyandy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Disturbing lol.
2006-10-08 12:27:51 · answer #7 · answered by <3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like your style.
2006-10-08 21:18:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one... ty for 2 points
2006-10-11 19:08:59 · answer #9 · answered by eclferre 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wasn't impressed. Were you trying?
2006-10-11 04:26:30 · answer #10 · answered by MGN2006 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋