Mummy Mummy why do I keep walking round in circles? Be quiet or I will nail your other foot to the floor. Sick I know but I need cheering up
2006-10-08 02:33:32 · 16 answers · asked by pebs 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Mummy, Mummy, why is Grandma always reading the Bible?
Sh sh dear, she's cramming for her finals!
Mummy, Mummy can I lick the bowl?
NO, flush it like everyone else!!
Mummy, Mummy, what's a werewolf?
Shut up and comb your face!
Bad doctor, doctor joke.
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Doctor, Doctor, I think my wife's dead
What do you mean you THINK she's dead?
Oh well, the sex is the same as always, but the ironing is piling up!
2006-10-08 02:58:40 · answer #1 · answered by survivor 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Mummy mummy, whats for tea?
Shut up and get back in the oven.
Mummy mummy I'm tired of going round in circles
Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the floor
2006-10-08 05:36:53 · answer #2 · answered by Ali 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Mummy Mummy, why is Daddy running? Shut up and reload!
Mummy Mummy, I don't want to go to France. Shut up and keep swimming.
2006-10-08 02:37:51 · answer #3 · answered by lynnseyfaith 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Mummy, Mummy, Daddy's going out!
Shut up son and pour some petrol on him!
2006-10-08 02:36:25 · answer #4 · answered by peewit 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Mummy mummy, I hate Daddy's guts.
Ok, leave them on the side of your plate.
2006-10-08 02:35:51 · answer #5 · answered by ceecee 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Mummy, Mummy. Why is Daddy so cold and so stiff?
Shut up and keep digging.
2006-10-08 05:10:10 · answer #6 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mummy mummy can grandma make a noise like a frog? Why do you ask that dear? Because daddy said "when granny croaks it we can all go to disneyland".
2006-10-08 02:45:58 · answer #7 · answered by brillo 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Child: Mummy, mummy, I don't want to go to America.
Mum: Shut up and keep swimming!
2006-10-08 02:37:18 · answer #8 · answered by Tsh 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Mummy Mummy, can I wear a bra now? I'm sixteen.
Shut up, Ralph.
2006-10-08 15:36:23 · answer #9 · answered by JubJub 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why did the mummy leave his tomb after 1000 years?
Because he thought he was old enough to leave home!
2006-10-08 07:11:38 · answer #10 · answered by Deity 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋