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a man walks into a pub with an octopus and says i bet anyone 100 pounds it can play any instroment, so a man gives the octopus a violin and he plays it so he takes it back and gives him 100 pounds, the second man hands the octopus bagpipes, after 10 minutes of fidling the octopus gives up, the man says i told you he cant play every instroment, the octopus says "play it? im trying to get its pjamas off!"

2006-10-08 02:15:59 · 23 answers · asked by susie 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

23 answers

lol! funny!

2006-10-08 02:18:18 · answer #1 · answered by Angelina 4 · 5 1

Haha, very funny. Though predictable. Every time I buy a fennel bulb, (Vegetable for anyone who doesn't know it) I feel as though I should play it not eat it. It looks like bagpipes to me!

2006-10-08 03:24:33 · answer #2 · answered by survivor 5 · 0 0

Yeah, I guess it's a bit funny...

2006-10-08 02:43:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

funny? that was rather fu*in lame i thought but then i am not much into idiotic jokes told bu stupid peeps, No Offence.

2006-10-08 02:49:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

Now that one was funny!

2006-10-08 05:14:56 · answer #5 · answered by organic gardener 5 · 0 0

THAT WAS WAY TOO CUTE!THANKS FOR THE LAUGH!HAVE A NICE DAY!

2006-10-08 02:25:55 · answer #6 · answered by lisababyg ♥ 5 · 0 0

That was hilarious, but my wife didn't get it.

2006-10-08 02:19:31 · answer #7 · answered by bill_the_cockroach 3 · 0 0

hehe funny.

2006-10-08 02:18:21 · answer #8 · answered by neoteenbe 3 · 0 0

LOL. That'a a good one! LOL. LOL.

2006-10-10 09:54:57 · answer #9 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0 0

ha ha ha, berry phunnee

2006-10-08 02:18:19 · answer #10 · answered by priyankji 4 · 0 0

... and they lived happily ever after - arm in arm, in arm, in arm, in arm, in arm, in arm, in arm.

2006-10-08 15:48:04 · answer #11 · answered by JubJub 6 · 0 0

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