A woman is drying herself after a shower when she suddenly slips over and lands spread legged on the bathroom floor. She tries to stand up again but realizes that she landed so hard that her vagina has stuck to the floor creating such a vacuum that she can't move.
She calls out to her husband for help. He tries with all his strength to lift her up but she won't budge. So he goes next door and gets the neighbor. Both of them are pulling like oxen but she just won't move. She is truly stuck to the floor.
Suddenly the neighbor says, "Why don't we just get a hammer and break the tiles around her legs and lift her that way?"
"Great idea," says the husband, "But let me rub her boobs a little to arouse her."
"Why?" asks a confused neighbor.
"She'll need the lubrication so I can slide her over into the kitchen. The tiles are cheaper in there."
2006-10-08 01:38:51 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
:) ;)
2006-10-08 11:55:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
She's flirting with you, the soft preserving and the %. on the cheek means she needs to have intercourse with you. With females they continuously supply those diffused indications that they like you. what you're able to do is show which you have an interest yet don't be pushy, ladies do unlike that. try to be alert to her strikes and respond subtly the element you probably did became great it became like telling her you needed her yet not that badly. ultimately, appreciate her area, if she needs you in it she'll invite you the comb on the cheek became an invite, next time you spot her supply her somewhat brush on the cheek. She'll point out what she needs from there.
2016-11-27 00:32:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
why do u always write stories and ask questions like a text book??
2006-10-08 01:42:45 · answer #3 · answered by Caprisco 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what kind of question is that? i know that you already got the answer but you'are still asking., with regards on your question, yes ladies enjoy it but only with our respected partner.
2006-10-08 01:51:32 · answer #4 · answered by angelruth 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a joke?? my died grandfather cou;d have said a better One, Boring,
2006-10-08 01:47:34 · answer #5 · answered by dmncprkr 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
.....then his wife speaks up and says, " are you crazy! the carpet burns crossing the hall will kill me"!
2006-10-08 01:45:00 · answer #6 · answered by Love is the principle thing 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
gosh u r so damn immature
2006-10-08 01:44:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sounds pleasing(not, you freakin immature,gay sicko)!!!
2006-10-08 02:17:19 · answer #8 · answered by ashley 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Grow Up Kid!!!!
2006-10-08 01:41:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2006-10-08 01:43:20 · answer #10 · answered by g00fs 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋