answer these riddles..... and read these jokes?

Question

1 who walks on 4 in morning, 2 in evening and 3 in night
2 name the ' thing' which has finngers but cannot work with them
3 name the thing which can light up by a button
4 my mother has two children and one is not a boy who is other

Jokes
1 where is a dracula's office in U.S.A
ans- vampire state building

2 where do mummies swim
ans- in the dead sea

3 who is a skeleton
ans- someone who went on diet forgot to stop

Answer 1

I don't know

Answer 2

1 Man. This is the Riddle of The Sphinx. Crawls on all fours as a baby, Walks on two legs as a man. Uses a walking stick when old.

2 Possibly a fish. I've eaten fish fingers many times.

3 A lamp.

4 One boy one girl. The girl is not a boy, is she?

Answer 3

a million) once. After that, you're subtracting from 20. 2) i'm guessing there develop into lipstick or a smudge on the cup too? 3) No because it lost some weight in gas 4) David! XP 5) None, the yolk of the egg is yellow! you almost had me!!! 6) you receive me... 7) One *grand*father, his son, and his son's son. 8) that's daylight hours out! That explains why there is not any moon 9) Steps! 10) She placed the newspaper lower than a door, and both had to face on both fringe of the door? definite, i visit examine your comic tale, too! (it develop right into a good one)

Answer 4

1.human (4 in morning=a baby; 2 in evening=a grown up; 3 in night=an old person with a stick.)
2.bananas
3.a torchlight
4.the other one is obviously you.

Answer 5

1. Human-being( child,grown-up human, old-man)
2. Ladies-Finger
3. Tube-light/bulb
4.You

Answer 6

1) man 2)gloves 3)electric bulb 4)boy

Answer 7

2 A hand of bananas
3 A bedside lamp
4 Your sister
Don't know No. 1
I like the Vampire State Building

Answer 8

1.Human (childhood 4, youth 2 n old age 3)
2.hand gloves
3.bulb
4.your sister

Answer 9

morning means d early part of ur day-wen a baby-u walk on 4 legs(2hands,2legs)
evening-wen u grow up u walk on 2 legs & wen night-dlast part of ur life-uwalk on 2 legs & need a stick for support making it 3 legs.so d ans is a man.
a ladyfinger or a glove.
u can't light ur brain by a button but can light it a torch by it.
its you.
( p.s. here you literally doesn't mean YOU.)
i liked ur creepy jokes-had me off my seat.

Answer 10

1-Human
2-Finger Chips
3-Tube Light
4-Your Sister or A Girl or Her Daughter

Answer 11

1. Human being.
2. Ladyfinger.
3. Torch.
4. You. (and you look like a boy in your picture).

I liked your jokes.