2006-10-08 01:29:52 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Law Enforcement & Police
Become a member of parliament,make loads of promises and don't bother keeping any of them.
2006-10-08 02:34:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Apply for as many credit cards as possible. then get a loan to keep up the repayments - unltimatley go bankrupt or die in debt. Sell things that don't belong to you - like Warwick castle to some rich American. Pretend to be someone else with a title, and print some bollox to prove it. Get people to work for you on the promise of loads of money in the furure. Get a personalised number plate, set up a company to match like get ABC 250 then set up a company called ABC 250 then get a website called www.ABC 250.com and then sell fancy share certificates in you new company. Print out reports and send emails telling the punters how much their shares are worth now. Tell everyone you are a Viscount and have an income of £250K a year. Drive a car that is a fake, wear fake Rolex and other good bling. Wear a good suit - look rich and people will believe it. Buy crap and make it look good. Paintings on canvas for £50 that will sell for £50,000 when you've forged the providence. You should get around 1000 credit cards fairly easily. That will give you access to 1.5 million in credit at 5 to 10 % interest - invest in currency through Forex, property, run the phone line scam - offer a prize on a premium rate number - put that bollox on your web site. A 1000 people ring up at £1.50 a minute and spend 4 minutes on the phone and you are £5K up - spend £100 or so on the prize and you are still quids in. I could write a book on this! I may write a blog on scamming on Soulcast!!! LOL I left out of of the more devious and complex scams....
2006-10-08 10:16:50 · answer #2 · answered by Mike10613 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
When counting change for a 20 or 50 bill, use fives. Lay the first $5 on the counter, counting outloud "five", thump the $5 bill with your finger and count outload "ten" and continue with the rest of the change counting as you go.
Or, it can work in reverse. The customer wants a 100 bill changed. First it's five 20s. Then, can you also break a 20 with a ten and 2 fives. Oh, can you break a two 20s with 2 tens and 3 fives .. no that's not right, can you break it with 4 tens and 2 fives...
2006-10-08 08:46:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
surprise yourself and others and walk a straight line, if you need money try working for it. it will give you a sense of worth and you do not have to lie and cheat your whole life....and you dont have to run and hide from people that you scammed..
2006-10-08 19:32:31 · answer #4 · answered by churchonthewayseniors 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Found a new religion. Worked For L Ron Hubbard.
2006-10-09 11:14:52 · answer #5 · answered by neetsoprano 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
watch "the real hustle" - that has some great ones on it. although obviously it wont work if the people you're trying to scam have seen it
2006-10-08 08:31:50 · answer #6 · answered by monkeynuts 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Get a job and pretend to work while actually surfing the net - oh that's already your dull, numbing life...sorry.
2006-10-09 09:44:51 · answer #7 · answered by Glockmeister 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Make your own money without trying to rip off other people.
2006-10-09 15:15:44 · answer #8 · answered by Sally J 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Become a gangster, and take control of Raith Rovers.
2006-10-08 08:38:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Wire me some money, and then I'll be happy to discuss details with you...
Hey, I take Paypal too!
2006-10-08 08:32:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋