There once was a young woman who went to confession. Upon entering the confessional she said, "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned."
The priest said, "Confess your sins and be forgiven."
The young woman said, "Last night my boyfriend made mad passionate love to me seven times."
The priest thought long and hard and then said, "Take seven lemons and squeeze them into a glass and then drink the juice.
The young woman asked, "Will this cleanse me of my sins?"
"No, but it will wipe that smile off of your face."
2006-10-08 01:03:11 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
lol! i loved that. . . .jokes are fun ^_^
2006-10-08 01:09:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Then the priest drove her home and said, "my goodness your the third pregnant girl I've driven home this week" she said "father I'm not PG!" he said, "I know but I haven't got you home yet"
2006-10-08 01:10:36 · answer #2 · answered by Love is the principle thing 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was funny..i thank you for the laugh..i think when things like this comes along and you have been answering some serious questions, well it just helps me anyway....thanks again..but you know that could go both ways too....thought i just had to add that .....
2006-10-08 01:09:22 · answer #3 · answered by sanangel 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
benefit of the doubt is a wise use..because if you show a woman you dont trust her, she'll come onto you and think of you as too possesive..
2006-10-08 01:38:19 · answer #4 · answered by ~akoh~ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I do not see the connection of your question to your story... but in answer to your question, YES WOMEN ARE TRUSTWORTHY, although in every rule there is always an exemption.
2006-10-08 01:07:29 · answer #5 · answered by j6shawie26 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
well you can only trust some women cuz some women they just want your monrey but most of us girls we love yaw and we just don't want ya for ya money ya know ya love are goodies
2006-10-08 01:07:07 · answer #6 · answered by baby girl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think the question is ,Can you trust the priest???
2006-10-08 01:10:29 · answer #7 · answered by peanutbulls 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i mean really how can you trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and does not die!
2006-10-08 01:06:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's good. Cheers!
2006-10-08 01:04:55 · answer #9 · answered by shortcake 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
huh!! Can you ever Trust a man-----> no....so play it both ways
2006-10-08 01:06:07 · answer #10 · answered by babyyocca 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is coming from a woman...... NO!
2006-10-08 01:05:54 · answer #11 · answered by da gold 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋