a man goes 2 a restaurant and orders a tuna soup....?

Question

a man goes 2 a restaurant and orders a tuna soup. he drinks it all up ...later on he decides 2 kill himself.. why?

Answer 1

why not? but probably iti was nothing to do with the soup

Answer 2

Because the woman who brings him the tuna soup is so devastatingly beautiful that he can't stand to be alive and know that she will never, ever be his and his alone.

A couple of weeks later, the homicide squad finally makes the connection between dozens of unexplained male suicides and the devastatingly-beautiful server. She is quickly brought before a judge who issues a court order permanently banning her from working in the food-service industry.

The judge then retires to his chambers and hangs himself, leaving a note explaining that he cannot possibly go on living after seeing the devastatingly-beautiful former waitress and knowing that she will never, ever be his and his alone.

The restaurant continues to serve tuna soup (a soup that was, indeed, innocent all along, as a previous poster here surmised). The devastatingly-beautiful woman, weary of the death and misery she has left in her wake, opens a store that sells only jazz and classical CDs and is never seen by anyone again.

Answer 3

Because he has just been out on a boat journy where him and his mates boat sinks. They are in a life raft and both so hungry. so he starts to see thing, and sees his friend as abig tuna. so he makes him in to a soup.

when he gets back to sure he just thinks that his mate fell over board and he cant remember much, but when he eats the tuna soup he realises that he hasnt ever had and thinks why does he think he has had it. so then he remembers that he aint it on the life raft but realises that it wasnt tuna but human and so kills him self because he now knows that he killed and eat his friend.

Answer 4

When he was on a deserted island many years ago with two of his buddies, "Bob" and "Bill", Bill died on the 5th day. Bob said he was going to bury Bill and get some dinner. Bob dices up Bill and tells the man it is a tuna he caught. Back to the present... The man finally realizes that he didn't eat tuna many years ago...

Answer 5

Because the tuna contained too much salmonila (no pun on the "salmon") and he got so ill that he killed himself to avoid a slow painful death.

Answer 6

because he went to the mirror and saw that he looks like the tuna he'd eaten...

lol..sorry, can't think of anything else..

Answer 7

u aint supposed to drink soup u are supposed to eat it.

Answer 8

k so whats the answer

Answer 9

Don't know!...whats the answer??

Answer 10

Beats me.......................



All I know is you can tuna a guitar but you can't tune a fish........