detectives......:)?

Question

A policeman was testing 3 Singh brothers who were training to become
detectives.


To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the
first Singh a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. "This is your
suspect, how would you recognize him?"


The first Singh answers, "That's
easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!" The policeman
says, "Well...uh...that's because the picture I showed is his side
profile."



Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for
5 seconds at the second Singh and asks him, "This is your suspect, how
would
you recognize him?"



The second Singh smiles and says, "Ha! He'd be too easy
to catch because he only has one ear!" The policeman angrily responds,


"What's the matter with you two? Of course only one eye and one ear are
showing because it's a picture of his side profile! Is that the best answer
you can come up with?"



Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third Singh
and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how would you
recognize him?



He quickly adds, "Think hard before giving me a stupid answer." The Singh
looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, "The suspect wears
contact lenses." The policeman is surprised and speechless because he
really


doesn't know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not. "Well, that's an
interesting answer. Wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and
I'll get back to you on that." He leaves the room and goes to his office,


checks the suspect's file in his computer, and comes back with a beaming
smile on his face.



"Wow! I can't believe it. It's TRUE! The suspect does in fact wear contact
lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation?"



"That's easy," the Singh replied. "He can't wear regular glasses because he
only has one eye and one ear."

Answer 1

good one!

Answer 2

Now that was a good one.

I used to know a couple really good Charlie Chan jokes but unfortunately I have forgotten them.

Guess you will have to settle for a good motorcycle cop joke instead.......................

A guy was driving down a country road on a beautiful spring day when the road took a slight curve and crossed a bridge. After the driver crossed the bridge a motorcycle cop pulled out from behind some bushes. When the siren came on the man looked into his rear-view mirror and immediately pulled onto the shoulder.

The cop got off his bike and approached the driver's door. The man asked politely. "Did I do something wrong officer?"

The cop replied, "Give me your driver's licence and insurance papers because I have to write you a ticket for speeding."

The driver handed over his papers and asked the cop very politely' "Just how fast was I going Officer?"

The cop replied, "You were doing 56 mph in a 50 mph zone and you should be more careful where there is a curve and a bride in the road. Common sense should tell you to slow down and watch carefully, you obviously didn't see me."

The driver said, "Well Officer that's why I could never be a policeman because I would have to know that sort of thing."

The cop replies, "What exactly do you do for a living."

The driver tells him, "I'm an a*shole stretcher."

The cop asks, "You mean your a proctologist?"

"No, no Officer I'm an a*shole stretcher not a doctor. I stretch a*sholes as a profession."

Dumbfounded the cop asks, "Well what does an a*shole stretcher exactly do?"

The driver replies politely, "I put on rubber gloves and lubricate my fingers with KY jelly and insert my right index finger into some one's a*shole. Then I slowly work the rest of my right hand fingers in. When I get all 5 fingers in I start inserting the fingers on my left hand. Eventually I get both my hands in and then I start stretching the a*shole until it is about 6 foot."

The cop looked shocked and asked, "What in the world does someone do with a 6 foot a*shole?

The man replied, "You give him a uniform and a motorcycle and park him near a bridge of course."

Answer 3

they might recover from excited as much as they like because of the fact they have the money to do it. i do no longer think of 'Metodo 3' have faith they're going to locate Maddy yet are quite chuffed to pass alongside with the McCann's tale of woe and unhappy victims..? i think of they're all scamming one yet another whether it fits the key reason because of the fact the vile McConn's comprehend they gained't locate their daughter and so can call each and all the photos and proceed with their charade, as long as fools nonetheless section with their money and capacity retains retaining them. They slam the media for printing so stated as rubbish yet the place does it come from? The McCann's are professional scammers and comprehend for now they're risk-free... yet I doubt all tracks would have been coated, so with any luck they're going to holiday up sooner or later and that i'm hoping everybody is familiar with.

Answer 4

Not bad, not bad at all (but not sure about the references to Singh).

Answer 5

LOL. Good Joke. LOL.

Thanks for the laugh, and have a great evening!

Answer 6

thats a NICE 1

Answer 7

good one now 10 pts plz

Answer 8

there is no question in this it is a joke so there is no answer but the joke is a good one

Answer 9

good one, but Reppinca's joke is better

Answer 10

What a great question ?