If Satan gave you a taco, would you eat it?

Question

Do you think it would make you really sick?

Answer 1

As you may know, the Holy Bible cites several examples of people being offered tacos by Satan. For example, in Manny 16:20, we read:

"And there appeared on the Earth, just outside a mall in Fresno, a woman clothed in fine designer vestiments and carrying several shopping bags. And the woman being with child, cried, travailing in birth, and pained to be delivered. And she brought forth a man child, who offered all passers-by a taco."

Nothing is said about the fates that awaited those who accepted their tacos. However, since it is known that Jesus changed a fair amount of water to wine in His time, it bears to reason that, should one have accepted a taco from Satan, quickly following it with a swig of Jesus-wine chaser would have cut the taco's spiciness enough to snatch one's mortal soul back from the very brink of eternal damnation.

Answer 2

I would have to say no. I pretty much don't care for tacos. About the only ones that I would likely eat are the ones from Taco Bell, and I'm pretty much sick of them.

Who's this Satan person anyway?

Answer 3

In ancient Jewish tradition Satan is simply an angel doing the work that God assigned to Satan to do.

The word Satan means challenger. With the idea of Satan challenging us, or tempting if you will. This description sees Satan as the angel who is the embodiment of man's challenges. This idea of Satan works closely with God as an integral part of Gods plan for us. His job is to make choosing good over evil enough of a challenge so that it becomes clear to us that there can be only one meaningful or logical choice.

Contrast this to Christianity, which sees Satan as God's opponent. In Jewish thought, the idea that there exists anything capable of setting itself up as God's opponent would be considered polytheistic or setting up the devil to be an equally powerful polarity to god or a demigod.

Oddly, proof for The Christian satan/devil mythology is supposedly found in the ancient Jewish texts that were borrowed to create the bible. One can’t help but wonder how Christians came up with such a fantastically different interpretation of Gods assistant Satan in their theology.

Other hints about Satan’s role in human relations can be seen if you look at the name Lucifer. It meaning in the original tongue translates as Light bearer or light bringer. Essentially the bringer of enlightenment. The temptations of the Satan idea bring all of us eventually into Gods light. Hardly the Evil entity of Christian mythology.

Love and blessings
don

Answer 4

Well, Satan offers me tacos everyday.. whether or not I eat them is my choice because lord knows he tempts me in any way he can.
But, to answer your questions in its actual context, If he offered me a real taco, i'd imagine it would taste very good. However.. it would be extremely bad for my health... Or, soul. I'd try my best not to eat it.

Answer 5

If it was a furry pink taco then I would have it fully examined! If the examination proved to be negative and clean would eat the pink taco with absolute abandon and joy.

Answer 6

I wouldn't eat it on the basis that I'm not a big taco fan.

Answer 7

No ! Coz satan is another word for temptation and I do get tempted at all. Specially not by satan.

Answer 8

Well if he gave you a Taco wouldnt that mean your in hell? And if that were the case then i don't think it could get any worse than that. So yes!

Answer 9

satan never gives nice things like taco, he might only give it in case it is rotten

Answer 10

DUH. . . Yeah! If you put your finger in a light base and turned it on, would you think it would shock you. I think you get the picture. Satan wants you no matter how, even if he has to do you in with a poison taco, with plenty of spinach.