2006-10-07 22:36:48 · 23 answers · asked by eden b 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yo mama's so fat that when she sat on the rainbow, skittles fell out.
yo mama's so fat that when she went out in her yellow coat people shouted,"taxi".
yo mama's so fat that when she turned around it was your birthday
yo mama's so fat that when she jumped in the sea,all the whales and fish came flying out
they're the only ones i can think of,but here are some other one's
yo dad's so stupid he sold he's car for petrol
yo dad's so stupid,when yo mama said it was chilly outside he ran out with a spoon
yo sisters so ugly, your dad put a picture of her on his car window so no one would steal the radio
2006-10-08 05:07:47 · answer #1 · answered by Nemo <3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo Mama's SO fat, she positioned on a yellow rain coat, went outdoors, and the sunlight replaced into jealous. Yo Mama's SO old she sat next to Jesus in severe college. Yo Mama's SO fat that once God suggested "permit there be gentle," he suggested "pass IT!" Yo Mama's SO bushy she has afros on her nipples. Yo Mama's SO poor that once a homeless guy asked if he could use her bathing room, she suggested "specific, %. a corner." Yo Mama's so stupid, she have been given hit by a parked vehicle.
2016-10-15 23:21:35 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama's underwear is so crusty she put Betty Crocker out of business
Yo mama so fat, her belt size was equator
Yo mama so stupid, she got locked in a grocery store and starved
Yo mama so stupid, it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minuites
Yo mama so stupid, she went to Disneyworld and saw that sign Disneyworld left, so she went home
Yo mama so stupid, when the computer said "press any key to continue" she could'nt find the any key
Yo mama so stupid, she sold her car for gasoline money
Yo mama so stupid, she stole free bread from the baker
Yo mama so stupid, she bought a silence car alarm
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the air and got stuck
Yo mama so fat, she step on a scale it says to be continued....
Yo mama so fat, that when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone
Yo mama so fat, she put on lipstick with a paint roller
Yo mama's so stupid, she spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said "concentrate".
Yo mama's so stupid, she uses Old Spice for cooking.
Yo mama's so stupid, the first time she used a vibrator, she cracked her two front teeth.
Yo mama's so stupid, on her job application where it says emergency contact she put 911.
2006-10-08 00:27:29 · answer #3 · answered by shoosh_b 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo Mamma's so fat, a friend showed her a picture of her feet.
She didn't recognize them.
Your mamma is so fat, when God said let there be light,she had to move!
Yo mamma's so fat, when she stepped in the road and I tried to swerve around her, I ran out of gas!
Yo mamma's so fat, she tripped over a rock and fell asleep trying to get up!
Yo mamma's so old, she farts dust.
Yo mamma's so stupid, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
Yo mamma's so stupid, she got locked in a supermarket for a night and starved to death
i have way more but cbs to wright em all but heres a site with yo mama jokes and lots otha
2006-10-07 23:06:14 · answer #4 · answered by Saм 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What is a yo mama joke?
2006-10-07 22:39:17 · answer #5 · answered by carla s 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mamas so fat she has her own traffic system!
Yo mamas so fat, when she jumped up in the air she got stuck!
Yo mamas so ugly, when you were born the midwife slapped her!
2006-10-07 22:54:02 · answer #6 · answered by 47 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo Mama So Ugly:
Yo mama's so ugly, her shadow quit.
Yo mama's so ugly, she could only be Yo mama.
Yo mama's so ugly, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.
Yo mama's so ugly, they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, the reflection ducks.
Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.
Yo mama's so ugly, she looks like she's been in a dryer filled with rocks.
Yo mama's so ugly, she looks like her face caught on fire and they put it out with a fork.
Yo mama's so ugly, her mom had to be drunk to breastfeed her.
Yo mama's so ugly, she couldn't get laid in a prison with a handful of pardons.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she moved into the projects, all her neighbors chipped in for curtains.
Yo mama's so ugly, they rub tree branches on her face to make ugly sticks.
Yo mama's so ugly, her mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her.
Yo mama's so ugly, even the tide won't take her out.
Yo mama's so ugly, people go as her for Halloween.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she cries, tears run down the back of her neck.
Yo mama's so ugly, she has to creep up on her makeup.
Yo mama was such an ugly baby, her parents had to feed her with a slingshot.
2006-10-07 22:40:55 · answer #7 · answered by Kate Jones 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
yo mamma is so fat that when she asked for a water bed at a hotel they put a blanket over the ocean
2006-10-08 02:52:16 · answer #8 · answered by rAwR♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama jokes?
2006-10-07 23:54:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
yo momma is so fat when she turns over in bed she falls out BOTH sides... Yo momma's like a refrigerator, everyone puts their meat in...
Err... 1994 just called, it wants it's yo momma jokes back.
2006-10-07 22:51:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋