Your opinion of Lorena Bobbitt is best summed up by one of the following statements:?

Question

a. Lorena is a hero of our time.
b. You gotta admit, she had one hell of a sense of humor.
c. She was a pathetic abused woman who exploded.
d. She's a nutcase who should be locked up.


And by the way, is it really true Lorena and Stumpy are back together?

Answer 1

e. I wouldn't want to be near her :)

Here is a joke for you... hope you feel better soon :)
Just after Lorenna Bobbitt brutally cut off her husband's penis, she jumped into her car and sped away.

On her way down the highway, holding her husbands penis in her hand, she decided to throw it out the window. She opened her window and tossed the penis as far as she could and sped away again.

Meanwhile two potheads who were driving down the same highway happened to cross right by Lorenna just as she tossed it out the window and the penis hit their windshield smack dab in the middle. Stunned but still quiet the two locals drove on. About three miles down the road one pothead turned
to the other and said, "Man, Did you see the size of the dick on the Mosquito?"

Answer 2

Who knows, by my soon to be exhusband was her next door neighbor at the time, and he never got the lesson as he cheated on women constantly. any who, I'd say B. The woman had a sense of humor and I know many many women that have thought about not only cutting it off but stickin it in a blender and handing it back to him rofl. She just stopped short is all. pun intended.

Answer 3

E. At-home brisks, gone overboard.

Answer 4

Definitely 'D.' The ants have been in that girl's picnic basket for sure.

Answer 5

C. They are both nuts!! I don't care if they are back together!

Answer 6

B, but really what a frickin weirdo!

Answer 7

d is true

Answer 8

D

Answer 9

D