he bum his way in to the cinema and got chuck out 4 standing on the seats
2006-10-07 21:53:42 · 12 answers · asked by for a pound 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
is that you?
2006-10-07 22:17:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, like it! Why did the man call his dog with no legs "ciggerette"?
because every night he took it out for a drag
2006-10-07 21:57:31 · answer #2 · answered by andygos 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes they called him a low down bum
2006-10-07 22:05:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i heard he got chucked out for arsing around
2006-10-07 21:57:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
...and there'd be no point arguing with the manager cos he wouldn't have a leg to stand on!
2006-10-08 03:56:03 · answer #5 · answered by brainyandy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Or his wife who also had no legs; Dirty Cu*t
2006-10-07 21:57:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats not funny for someone reading this who has no legs...
2006-10-07 22:06:33 · answer #7 · answered by kim 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
thats very rude for handicapped people.have some shame!
2006-10-07 22:04:59 · answer #8 · answered by mark 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yuck!!
2006-10-07 21:58:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not funny.
2006-10-08 02:13:46 · answer #10 · answered by kas 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol very good
2006-10-08 06:43:01 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋