A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Bunnings with
her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through
the entrance. The Bunnings Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to
Bunnings. Nice children you've got there. Are they twins?"
The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they
ain't!
The oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the Hell
would
you think they're twins? Do you really think they look alike?"
"No", replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid
twice!"
2006-10-07 20:47:47 · 12 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good joke. For once a fresh and laughable joke.
Good work m8
2006-10-07 21:24:44 · answer #1 · answered by cooldude 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaahaha
great one!
what a stabb at that ugly woman!
2006-10-07 21:21:50 · answer #2 · answered by mark 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2006-10-07 20:51:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha-Ha NICE!!
2006-10-07 20:58:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice! pretty funny
2006-10-07 21:16:03 · answer #5 · answered by ruck_1978 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i liked that! good one
2006-10-07 20:59:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good
2006-10-08 12:39:27 · answer #7 · answered by cremcharl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I laughed.
2006-10-07 20:52:17 · answer #8 · answered by Cat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
nice and cute
2006-10-07 21:18:52 · answer #9 · answered by fresh_new_attitude 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMFG LMAO
2006-10-07 21:41:26 · answer #10 · answered by Swtnis 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋